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WEN-Clean Jokes
Good News And Bad News
From
Daryl Stout
@316:36/20 to
All
on Thu Mar 30 00:04:05 2023
From "Laughter Never Gets Old"...
Good News and Bad News...
***
Good News: You baptized 7 people today in the river.
Bad News: You lost 2 of them in the current.
***
Good News: The women's guild voted to send you a get-well card.
Bad News: It passed 31 to 30.
***
Good News: The elder board accepted your job description the way you
wrote it.
Bad News: They were so inspired by it, they also formed a search
committee to find somebody capable of filling the position.
***
Good News: You finally found a choir director who approaches things
the same way you do.
Bad News: Everyone else in the choir quit.
***
Good News: Mrs. Jones is wild about your sermons.
Bad News: Mrs. Jones is also wild about "The Gong Show", "The 3 Stooges",
and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre".
***
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