• Humble Choice July 2026

    From Spalls Hurgenson@spallshurgenson@gmail.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Tue Jul 7 13:31:22 2026
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    You might think that given my recent unhappiness with Humble's
    offerings (and service) I might stop doing these posts, but no, I
    think I'll keep at it for a while longer. Who knows? Maybe Humble will
    start offering some games worth grabbing again. Let's find out!

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    * Sea of Stars: Sunset Edition https://store.steampowered.com/app/1244090/Sea_of_Stars_Sunset_Edition/
    A retro-themed turn-based RPG based on SNES-era JRPGs. For
    what it is, the game doesn't look too bad... but I'm not a
    fan of that genre.


    * Tunic
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/553420/TUNIC/
    An isometric action/adventure game featuring an anthropo-
    morphic fox. Nicer graphics than the previous offering, but
    still not anything I can get too excited about.


    * Neon White
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1533420/Neon_White/
    A single-player FPS aimed at speed-runners. Lots of first-
    person platforming too, from what I can tell. Don't really care
    for the visual style, and haven't any interest in speed-running.
    I like to take my time and enjoy the level design.


    * Police Simulator: Patrol Officers https://store.steampowered.com/app/997010/Police_Simulator_Patrol_Officers/
    Yet-another-workplace-sim style of game; this time you're
    a cop! But it's as janky as all the rest.


    * Drop Duchy: Complete Edition https://store.steampowered.com/app/2525310/Drop_Duchy/
    A cross between a puzzle game, top-down strategy, and a
    rogue-like. Looks marginally interesting, although the
    use of deck-building mechanics is usually an instant
    turn-off.


    * DiceFolk
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/1996430/Dicefolk/
    "A rogue-like deckbuilder". 'Nuff said.


    * Our Adventurer Guild https://store.steampowered.com/app/2026000/Our_Adventurer_Guild/
    Top-down turn-based RPG with gameplay similar to the "Fire
    Emblem" games on the SNES. It's well reviewed, but --again--
    just not anything I'm interested in.


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    You know, usually when I dislike a month's HumbleChoice selection,
    still I often agonize over whether or not to skip the month. Even when
    the majority of games aren't anything I like, still there's usually at
    least one or two games ~~just~~ good enough that it makes me wonder,
    "Should I pay for the games anyway?". After all, it does add eight new
    games to The Number. I think this is the first month I ever looked at
    a selection and said immediately, and with no remorse, "Nope, not this
    time." (The one game I might be marginally interested in, "Drop Duchy"
    is less than the price of the full bundle anyway. And even then, it
    uses deck-building mechanics, so it's still not worth it even at the
    reduced price).

    So for the third month in a row, Humble disappoints with their
    selection. Well, I guess I save myself some money anyway (most of
    which I already spent on Steam Summer Sales purchases anyway ;-). I
    guess we'll just have to wait and see what Humble offers next month.
    Will they finally redeem themselves, or am I going to keep being
    disappointed?

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    Are you with me that this month's selections suck, or do you think I
    should re-evaluate some of those games? Are any of the titles above
    secretly awesome?






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