• (definitely not) FREE: Congratulations on Your Purchase

    From Spalls Hurgenson@spallshurgenson@gmail.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Mon Jun 22 14:00:56 2026
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    This is not a free game. It's a product for those with more money than
    sense. Check out that price!


    * Congratulations On Your Purchase https://store.steampowered.com/app/4693030/Congratulations_On_Your_Purchase/
    A one-room map with nothing to do in it. Because
    spending your money wisely is definitely not the point of
    this game. My only complaint is the lack of numerous (and
    equally priced) DLC packs to go with it. I mean, what if
    I don't like the red carpet? I demand the right to have
    a WHITE carpet! Or blue? Or green? Why won't you take
    my money?!?!?!


    The sad thing is, even if they just intended it as sad commentary on
    our society, you just KNOW that the developer are still going to make
    bank on this product. And that we'll probably see dozens of imitators
    soon to follow.





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  • From candycanearter07@candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Sun Jun 28 12:20:06 2026
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    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote at 18:00 this Monday (GMT):

    This is not a free game. It's a product for those with more money than
    sense. Check out that price!


    * Congratulations On Your Purchase https://store.steampowered.com/app/4693030/Congratulations_On_Your_Purchase/
    A one-room map with nothing to do in it. Because
    spending your money wisely is definitely not the point of
    this game. My only complaint is the lack of numerous (and
    equally priced) DLC packs to go with it. I mean, what if
    I don't like the red carpet? I demand the right to have
    a WHITE carpet! Or blue? Or green? Why won't you take
    my money?!?!?!


    The sad thing is, even if they just intended it as sad commentary on
    our society, you just KNOW that the developer are still going to make
    bank on this product. And that we'll probably see dozens of imitators
    soon to follow.


    I love gag games like this, but admittedly it is a bit icky that the dev
    still does get the 1000$, especially with how there's an AI disclosure
    implying they didn't even bother to actually code this. Play The
    Corridor instead lol
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  • From Spalls Hurgenson@spallshurgenson@gmail.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Sun Jun 28 11:29:32 2026
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    On Sun, 28 Jun 2026 12:20:06 -0000 (UTC), candycanearter07 <candycanearter07@candycanearter07.nomail.afraid> said this thing:

    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote at 18:00 this Monday (GMT): >>
    This is not a free game. It's a product for those with more money than
    sense. Check out that price!


    * Congratulations On Your Purchase
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/4693030/Congratulations_On_Your_Purchase/ >> A one-room map with nothing to do in it. Because
    spending your money wisely is definitely not the point of
    this game. My only complaint is the lack of numerous (and
    equally priced) DLC packs to go with it. I mean, what if
    I don't like the red carpet? I demand the right to have
    a WHITE carpet! Or blue? Or green? Why won't you take
    my money?!?!?!


    The sad thing is, even if they just intended it as sad commentary on
    our society, you just KNOW that the developer are still going to make
    bank on this product. And that we'll probably see dozens of imitators
    soon to follow.


    I love gag games like this, but admittedly it is a bit icky that the dev >still does get the 1000$, especially with how there's an AI disclosure >implying they didn't even bother to actually code this. Play The
    Corridor instead lol


    That fact that the developer is getting so much from the game doesn't
    actually bother me that much. Nor does the fact that they put so
    little effort into it. It's a commentary on people who have way too
    much money and too little sense on how to use it, and if you're stupid
    enough to be taken advantage of a game like this --which is outright
    telling you that you are stupid for being taken advantage of by buying
    this game-- then let the developer get all that cash.

    I can't imagine there will be that many sales though, so I expect they
    won't be doing much more than breaking even anyway.
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  • From ant@ant@zimage.comANT (Ant) to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Sun Jun 28 23:40:40 2026
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    I will wait for a free giveaway! /s

    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:

    This is not a free game. It's a product for those with more money than
    sense. Check out that price!


    * Congratulations On Your Purchase https://store.steampowered.com/app/4693030/Congratulations_On_Your_Purchase/
    A one-room map with nothing to do in it. Because
    spending your money wisely is definitely not the point of
    this game. My only complaint is the lack of numerous (and
    equally priced) DLC packs to go with it. I mean, what if
    I don't like the red carpet? I demand the right to have
    a WHITE carpet! Or blue? Or green? Why won't you take
    my money?!?!?!


    The sad thing is, even if they just intended it as sad commentary on
    our society, you just KNOW that the developer are still going to make
    bank on this product. And that we'll probably see dozens of imitators
    soon to follow.
    --
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  • From Spalls Hurgenson@spallshurgenson@gmail.com to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Mon Jun 29 10:40:49 2026
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    On Sun, 28 Jun 2026 23:40:40 -0000 (UTC), ant@zimage.comANT (Ant) said
    this thing:
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:



    * Congratulations On Your Purchase
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/4693030/Congratulations_On_Your_Purchase/ >> This is not a free game. It's a product for those with more money than
    sense. Check out that price!



    I will wait for a free giveaway! /s


    I see what you did there ;-)


    However, were it ever to go free, even The Number recommends you avoid
    this 'game'. The Number, she can be very fickle!

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  • From ant@ant@zimage.comANT (Ant) to comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action on Tue Jun 30 01:01:22 2026
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    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:
    On Sun, 28 Jun 2026 23:40:40 -0000 (UTC), ant@zimage.comANT (Ant) said
    this thing:
    Spalls Hurgenson <spallshurgenson@gmail.com> wrote:



    * Congratulations On Your Purchase
    https://store.steampowered.com/app/4693030/Congratulations_On_Your_Purchase/
    This is not a free game. It's a product for those with more money than
    sense. Check out that price!



    I will wait for a free giveaway! /s


    I see what you did there ;-)


    However, were it ever to go free, even The Number recommends you avoid
    this 'game'. The Number, she can be very fickle!

    She?!
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