Phony Joel is a degenerate that must be "purged." He is
a contaminant not only to Usenet but to society in general.
I have contacts in the Mexican Mafia. They are willing
to "decontaminate" Phony Joel. They are brutal. They are
savage. They will do an excellent job.
But they want money -- lots of it.
Who will volunteer to set up some form of escrow to allow
anonymous and secure contributions to be made? I have not
the skill in this area.
Once enough money is collected Phony Joel will be history.
They are also willing to record the entire "decontamination"
procedure on digital video so that we can all enjoy it.
Let everyone now come forward with money and/or expertise
to rid Usenet and the world of the degenerate Phony Joel.
Most of all, who will provide the popcorn?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Phony Joel is a degenerate that must be "purged." He is
a contaminant not only to Usenet but to society in general.
I have contacts in the Mexican Mafia. They are willing
to "decontaminate" Phony Joel. They are brutal. They are
savage. They will do an excellent job.
But they want money -- lots of it.
Who will volunteer to set up some form of escrow to allow
anonymous and secure contributions to be made? I have not
the skill in this area.
Once enough money is collected Phony Joel will be history.
They are also willing to record the entire "decontamination"
procedure on digital video so that we can all enjoy it.
Let everyone now come forward with money and/or expertise
to rid Usenet and the world of the degenerate Phony Joel.
Most of all, who will provide the popcorn?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
On 3/21/2026 10:09 AM, Distro Lackey wrote:
Phony Joel is a degenerate that must be "purged." He is
a contaminant not only to Usenet but to society in general.
I have contacts in the Mexican Mafia. They are willing
to "decontaminate" Phony Joel. They are brutal. They are
savage. They will do an excellent job.
But they want money -- lots of it.
Who will volunteer to set up some form of escrow to allow
anonymous and secure contributions to be made? I have not
the skill in this area.
Once enough money is collected Phony Joel will be history.
They are also willing to record the entire "decontamination"
procedure on digital video so that we can all enjoy it.
Let everyone now come forward with money and/or expertise
to rid Usenet and the world of the degenerate Phony Joel.
Most of all, who will provide the popcorn?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Oh sure I'm scared. You think anyone is gonna kill me? You better do
it yourself, coward. It would take someone ignorant and crazy to kill
me, which is why they never have, despite how psycho I can be.
So put up or shut the fuck up, Gentoo retard.
Maybe someone should be notified.
At Sat, 21 Mar 2026 17:32:20 -0400, "Joel W. Crump"
<joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:
On 3/21/2026 10:09 AM, Distro Lackey wrote:
Phony Joel is a degenerate that must be "purged." He is
a contaminant not only to Usenet but to society in general.
I have contacts in the Mexican Mafia. They are willing
to "decontaminate" Phony Joel. They are brutal. They are
savage. They will do an excellent job.
But they want money -- lots of it.
Who will volunteer to set up some form of escrow to allow
anonymous and secure contributions to be made? I have not
the skill in this area.
Once enough money is collected Phony Joel will be history.
They are also willing to record the entire "decontamination"
procedure on digital video so that we can all enjoy it.
Let everyone now come forward with money and/or expertise
to rid Usenet and the world of the degenerate Phony Joel.
Most of all, who will provide the popcorn?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Oh sure I'm scared. You think anyone is gonna kill me? You better do
it yourself, coward. It would take someone ignorant and crazy to kill
me, which is why they never have, despite how psycho I can be.
So put up or shut the fuck up, Gentoo retard.
You could make the argument that he's setting up a "contract"
on you, and that's "conspiracy to commit murder".
Kind of like Charles Manson.
Of course it's just hyperbole and bluster...or is it? Maybe
someone should be notified.
Feeb has made about a dozen deadly threats on cola.
Le 22-03-2026, DFS <nospam@dfs.com> a écrit :
Feeb has made about a dozen deadly threats on cola.
I'm still waiting for the spetsnaz he sent to kill me. Or maybe it was another special force, I'm not sure it was so long ago. I'm not really
in a hurry, but they are clearly not either.
On 3/22/2026 3:14 PM, Stéphane CARPENTIER wrote:
Le 22-03-2026, DFS <nospam@dfs.com> a écrit :
Feeb has made about a dozen deadly threats on cola.
I'm still waiting for the spetsnaz he sent to kill me. Or maybe it was
another special force, I'm not sure it was so long ago. I'm not really
in a hurry, but they are clearly not either.
They're waiting until you least expect it...
Most likely it's just revengeful fantasy threats from the weak and
powerless and broke and lonely Larry Pietraskiewicz, but you never know.
On Sun, 22 Mar 2026 10:40:54 +0000, vallor wrote:
Maybe someone should be notified.
Congrats. You just added yourself to the list.
On 3/22/2026 3:14 PM, Stéphane CARPENTIER wrote:
Le 22-03-2026, DFS <nospam@dfs.com> a écrit :
Feeb has made about a dozen deadly threats on cola.
I'm still waiting for the spetsnaz he sent to kill me. Or maybe it
was another special force, I'm not sure it was so long ago. I'm not
really in a hurry, but they are clearly not either.
They're waiting until you least expect it...
These were some of his e-threats as of Jan 2019:
<quotes>
To DFS: Boycott the stupid stooge. No one must respond to his posts.
And don't take this lightly. I have associates in the Aryan
Brotherhood and if I give the go ahead they will find your sorry ass.
One day you'll get a knock on the door followed by a fist through
your face.
To 1-Eyed-Chicken:
You fucking chicken-shit cocksucker, if I didn't love my
nearly 200lb, 21-inch CRT monitor so much, I'd smash your
fucking face right through the screen.
To DFS:
That's where you'll be after my baseball bat smashes
your head.
To vallor:
If I see a game being played on a GNU/Linux machine I will take
a sledge hammer and smash that machine and the owner along with it.
To slimer:
So whoever claims that GNU/Linux is lax when it comes to bugs should
be beaten into unconsciousness with baseball bats.
To Marek: If that lady would stop yelling and start bashing some
heads with a baseball bat, those kids would NEVER bother her again.
Likewise, if I ever caught these Usenet shills out on the streets,
I'd knock most of their fucking teeth out with my fists. They'd all
be limping away spitting blood -- and they would NEVER cause problems
on Usenet again.
To cola:
This means that I don't want to hear defamations and
condemnations about some idiot called "Snit." If you
have disagreements, then take a drive to Prescott, AZ,
remove a baseball bat from your trunk, and then beat
that asshole into oblivion.
To Se7en, about DFS:
Don't ever apologize to that asshole shill. He deserves
only to be severely beaten with a baseball bat.
To DFS:
That's where you'll be after my baseball bat smashes
your head.
To Taka:
You need to be hit with a clue stick.
Then a baseball bat.
To DFS:
You are in need of serious remediation -- with a baseball bat.
To slimer, about Snit:
That weird-fuck Glasser is flooding alt.os.linux and comp.lang.c
with his psycho-gibberish. He deserves to be severely beaten
with baseball bats but yet dummy-ass Carroll and the Bird Brain
continue to stroke that piece of trash.
To Dr John Grubor, about Snit:
You know where he resides, now go over there and beat the living
fuck out of him.
I will guarantee it. A couple of hard punches to the face will
cause him to think twice about his repugnant on-line activities.
Be sure and record the event on video. It would be fun to watch
him cower and cringe like the true coward that he is. He'd probably
even shit his pants.
To cola: I HATE smart phone users. If I were not a law abiding
citizen, I would punch every one in the fucking face.
To shitv: When I was a GTA, I used to hear a lot of that ("forgotten
most of calculus") from students. I would always wait for them after
class and then beat the living fuck out of them. I put a lot of them
right where they belong -- in intensive care.
</quotes>
Most likely it's just revengeful fantasy threats from the weak and
powerless and broke and lonely Larry Pietraskiewicz, but you never
know.
At Sun, 22 Mar 2026 16:51:18 +0000, L Thorpe <lt666@sixsixsix.net> wrote:
On Sun, 22 Mar 2026 10:40:54 +0000, vallor wrote:
Maybe someone should be notified.
Congrats. You just added yourself to the list.
Oh noes, the big bad distro lackey has added me to
his lits o' hate!
LOL. You're pathetic.
At Sat, 21 Mar 2026 17:32:20 -0400, "Joel W. Crump"
<joelcrump@gmail.com> wrote:
On 3/21/2026 10:09 AM, Distro Lackey wrote:
Phony Joel is a degenerate that must be "purged." He is
a contaminant not only to Usenet but to society in general.
I have contacts in the Mexican Mafia. They are willing
to "decontaminate" Phony Joel. They are brutal. They are
savage. They will do an excellent job.
But they want money -- lots of it.
Who will volunteer to set up some form of escrow to allow
anonymous and secure contributions to be made? I have not
the skill in this area.
Once enough money is collected Phony Joel will be history.
They are also willing to record the entire "decontamination"
procedure on digital video so that we can all enjoy it.
Let everyone now come forward with money and/or expertise
to rid Usenet and the world of the degenerate Phony Joel.
Most of all, who will provide the popcorn?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Oh sure I'm scared. You think anyone is gonna kill me? You better do
it yourself, coward. It would take someone ignorant and crazy to kill
me, which is why they never have, despite how psycho I can be.
So put up or shut the fuck up, Gentoo retard.
You could make the argument that he's setting up a "contract"
on you, and that's "conspiracy to commit murder".
Kind of like Charles Manson.
Of course it's just hyperbole and bluster...or is it? Maybe
someone should be notified.
(IANAA.)
On Sun, 22 Mar 2026 10:40:54 +0000, vallor wrote:
Maybe someone should be notified.
Congrats. You just added yourself to the list.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Two for the price of one. Now that's a bargain!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Now, who's gonna provide the popcorn?
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Boycott the stupid stooge. No one must respond to his posts.
And don't take this lightly. I have associates in the Aryan Brotherhood
and if I give the go ahead they will find your sorry ass. One day
you'll get a knock on the door followed by a fist through your face.
At Sun, 22 Mar 2026 15:46:54 -0400, DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
On 3/22/2026 3:14 PM, Stéphane CARPENTIER wrote:
Le 22-03-2026, DFS <nospam@dfs.com> a écrit :
Feeb has made about a dozen deadly threats on cola.
I'm still waiting for the spetsnaz he sent to kill me. Or maybe it
was another special force, I'm not sure it was so long ago. I'm not
really in a hurry, but they are clearly not either.
They're waiting until you least expect it...
These were some of his e-threats as of Jan 2019:
<quotes>
To DFS: Boycott the stupid stooge. No one must respond to his posts.
And don't take this lightly. I have associates in the Aryan
Brotherhood and if I give the go ahead they will find your sorry ass.
One day you'll get a knock on the door followed by a fist through
your face.
To 1-Eyed-Chicken:
You fucking chicken-shit cocksucker, if I didn't love my
nearly 200lb, 21-inch CRT monitor so much, I'd smash your
fucking face right through the screen.
To DFS:
That's where you'll be after my baseball bat smashes
your head.
To vallor:
If I see a game being played on a GNU/Linux machine I will take
a sledge hammer and smash that machine and the owner along with it.
To slimer:
So whoever claims that GNU/Linux is lax when it comes to bugs should
be beaten into unconsciousness with baseball bats.
To Marek: If that lady would stop yelling and start bashing some
heads with a baseball bat, those kids would NEVER bother her again.
Likewise, if I ever caught these Usenet shills out on the streets,
I'd knock most of their fucking teeth out with my fists. They'd all
be limping away spitting blood -- and they would NEVER cause problems
on Usenet again.
To cola:
This means that I don't want to hear defamations and
condemnations about some idiot called "Snit." If you
have disagreements, then take a drive to Prescott, AZ,
remove a baseball bat from your trunk, and then beat
that asshole into oblivion.
To Se7en, about DFS:
Don't ever apologize to that asshole shill. He deserves
only to be severely beaten with a baseball bat.
To DFS:
That's where you'll be after my baseball bat smashes
your head.
To Taka:
You need to be hit with a clue stick.
Then a baseball bat.
To DFS:
You are in need of serious remediation -- with a baseball bat.
To slimer, about Snit:
That weird-fuck Glasser is flooding alt.os.linux and comp.lang.c
with his psycho-gibberish. He deserves to be severely beaten
with baseball bats but yet dummy-ass Carroll and the Bird Brain
continue to stroke that piece of trash.
To Dr John Grubor, about Snit:
You know where he resides, now go over there and beat the living
fuck out of him.
I will guarantee it. A couple of hard punches to the face will
cause him to think twice about his repugnant on-line activities.
Be sure and record the event on video. It would be fun to watch
him cower and cringe like the true coward that he is. He'd probably
even shit his pants.
To cola: I HATE smart phone users. If I were not a law abiding
citizen, I would punch every one in the fucking face.
To shitv: When I was a GTA, I used to hear a lot of that ("forgotten
most of calculus") from students. I would always wait for them after
class and then beat the living fuck out of them. I put a lot of them
right where they belong -- in intensive care.
</quotes>
Most likely it's just revengeful fantasy threats from the weak and
powerless and broke and lonely Larry Pietraskiewicz, but you never
know.
I don't even remember the gamer threat, lul.
Is it hard to pull up Message-ID's with your query? I'd like a list
so I can store them off for...purposes.
On 3/22/2026 7:59 PM, vallor wrote:
At Sun, 22 Mar 2026 15:46:54 -0400, DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
On 3/22/2026 3:14 PM, Stéphane CARPENTIER wrote:
Le 22-03-2026, DFS <nospam@dfs.com> a écrit :
Feeb has made about a dozen deadly threats on cola.
I'm still waiting for the spetsnaz he sent to kill me. Or maybe it
was another special force, I'm not sure it was so long ago. I'm not
really in a hurry, but they are clearly not either.
They're waiting until you least expect it...
These were some of his e-threats as of Jan 2019:
<quotes>
To DFS: Boycott the stupid stooge. No one must respond to his posts.
And don't take this lightly. I have associates in the Aryan
Brotherhood and if I give the go ahead they will find your sorry ass.
One day you'll get a knock on the door followed by a fist through
your face.
<puv0770jjt@news4.newsguy.com>
To 1-Eyed-Chicken:
You fucking chicken-shit cocksucker, if I didn't love my
nearly 200lb, 21-inch CRT monitor so much, I'd smash your
fucking face right through the screen.
<nnoniu01r3i@news6.newsguy.com>
To DFS:
That's where you'll be after my baseball bat smashes
your head.
<nt5p5m0b8l@news4.newsguy.com>
To vallor:
If I see a game being played on a GNU/Linux machine I will take
a sledge hammer and smash that machine and the owner along with it.
<648e13a9-1c18-4883-b9fe-9263222856dd@googlegroups.com>
To slimer:
So whoever claims that GNU/Linux is lax when it comes to bugs should
be beaten into unconsciousness with baseball bats.
<pan.2015.12.31.02.06.59@ultimate.info>
To Marek: If that lady would stop yelling and start bashing some
heads with a baseball bat, those kids would NEVER bother her again.
Likewise, if I ever caught these Usenet shills out on the streets,
I'd knock most of their fucking teeth out with my fists. They'd all
be limping away spitting blood -- and they would NEVER cause problems
on Usenet again.
<nivrj22o4s@news4.newsguy.com>
To cola:
This means that I don't want to hear defamations and
condemnations about some idiot called "Snit." If you
have disagreements, then take a drive to Prescott, AZ,
remove a baseball bat from your trunk, and then beat
that asshole into oblivion.
<nqd11211i2p@news3.newsguy.com>
To Se7en, about DFS:
Don't ever apologize to that asshole shill. He deserves
only to be severely beaten with a baseball bat.
<nt1h8q02b5@news4.newsguy.com>
To DFS:
That's where you'll be after my baseball bat smashes
your head.
<nt5p5m0b8l@news4.newsguy.com>
To Taka:
You need to be hit with a clue stick.
Then a baseball bat.
<8996faff-6d6c-4864-aa28-7b2b16f7f049@googlegroups.com>
To DFS:
You are in need of serious remediation -- with a baseball bat.
<okghvt013ds@news3.newsguy.com>
To slimer, about Snit:
That weird-fuck Glasser is flooding alt.os.linux and comp.lang.c
with his psycho-gibberish. He deserves to be severely beaten
with baseball bats but yet dummy-ass Carroll and the Bird Brain
continue to stroke that piece of trash.
<09745b65-e6f0-4084-8aa5-d54301a32211@googlegroups.com>
To Dr John Grubor, about Snit:
You know where he resides, now go over there and beat the living
fuck out of him.
I will guarantee it. A couple of hard punches to the face will
cause him to think twice about his repugnant on-line activities.
Be sure and record the event on video. It would be fun to watch
him cower and cringe like the true coward that he is. He'd probably
even shit his pants.
<nn80qv13137@news6.newsguy.com>
To cola: I HATE smart phone users. If I were not a law abiding
citizen, I would punch every one in the fucking face.
<89fbfbd5-6f8e-4bea-8579-b0ce836d08ed@googlegroups.com>
To shitv: When I was a GTA, I used to hear a lot of that ("forgotten
most of calculus") from students. I would always wait for them after
class and then beat the living fuck out of them. I put a lot of them
right where they belong -- in intensive care.
<b10fd318-cddc-4ad2-9ab4-d09ed6e65009@googlegroups.com>
I found some more:
To DFS:
"I'm saying that you need a bash in the head with a baseball bat."
<rh0b440273n@news2.newsguy.com>
To Slimer about Snit:
"If I did not reside nearly a full continent away (1700 miles)
from that weird-fuck asshole, I would take a drive to his home
and kick his fucking teeth out.
(One can be sure that a mamma's boy like him would report it
to the police.)"
<oq12aa12v3v@news4.newsguy.com>
To DFS:
"Fucking plagiarizing loser.
I'd throw you out a third-story window."
<s627a4021vj@news3.newsguy.com>
</quotes>
Most likely it's just revengeful fantasy threats from the weak and
powerless and broke and lonely Larry Pietraskiewicz, but you never
know.
I don't even remember the gamer threat, lul.
Is it hard to pull up Message-ID's with your query? I'd like a list
so I can store them off for...purposes.
I'd like to bet that even with a baseball bat, Larry Pietraskiewicz
wouldn't last a round in a fight with a kitten.
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