• Hi. I'm a Lackey Like Y'All

    From DL@dl@lackey.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Thu Mar 19 22:00:58 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    I'm a distro lackey like y'all. My brains are somewhere in my ass.

    I just installed Fedora, or SuSe, or Mint, or whatever but I forgot
    which.

    Anyway, there was a "button" missing and I became so flustered
    that I pissed my pants.

    Can someone tell me what happened to my "button."

    I need my "button."

    I can't do anything without my "button."

    Button, button, who's got the button?

    Button, button, who's got the button?

    Button, button, who's got the button?



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  • From Joel W. Crump@joelcrump@gmail.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Thu Mar 19 18:18:43 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 3/19/2026 6:00 PM, DL wrote:

    I'm a distro lackey like y'all. My brains are somewhere in my ass.

    I just installed Fedora, or SuSe, or Mint, or whatever but I forgot
    which.

    Anyway, there was a "button" missing and I became so flustered
    that I pissed my pants.

    Can someone tell me what happened to my "button."

    I need my "button."

    I can't do anything without my "button."

    Button, button, who's got the button?

    Button, button, who's got the button?

    Button, button, who's got the button?


    Your headers/NSP very clearly give away that you used a proper compiled
    PAN or faked its header.
    --
    Joel W. Crump
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  • From CrudeSausage@crude@sausa.ge to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Thu Mar 19 19:40:49 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 2026-03-19 6:00 p.m., DL wrote:
    I'm a distro lackey like y'all. My brains are somewhere in my ass.

    I just installed Fedora, or SuSe, or Mint, or whatever but I forgot
    which.

    Anyway, there was a "button" missing and I became so flustered
    that I pissed my pants.

    Can someone tell me what happened to my "button."

    I need my "button."

    I can't do anything without my "button."

    Button, button, who's got the button?

    Button, button, who's got the button?

    Button, button, who's got the button?

    I know it's a troll, but it's pretty funny.
    --
    CrudeSausage
    Islam is poison, leftism is retardation.
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  • From Nick Charles@none@none.none to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Fri Mar 20 02:26:44 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
    On 2026-03-19 6:00 p.m., DL wrote:
    I'm a distro lackey like y'all. My brains are somewhere in my ass.

    I just installed Fedora, or SuSe, or Mint, or whatever but I forgot
    which.

    Anyway, there was a "button" missing and I became so flustered
    that I pissed my pants.

    Can someone tell me what happened to my "button."

    I need my "button."

    I can't do anything without my "button."

    Button, button, who's got the button?

    Button, button, who's got the button?

    Button, button, who's got the button?

    I know it's a troll, but it's pretty funny.


    It is obviously Farley.

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  • From DFS@nospam@dfs.com to comp.os.linux.advocacy on Fri Mar 20 15:00:57 2026
    From Newsgroup: comp.os.linux.advocacy

    On 3/19/2026 6:00 PM, Lameass Larry Piet (aka DL) wrote:

    Button, button, who's got the button?


    How many gui-fied Pan buttons did you click to create and send this
    lameass message, lameass?


    If you weren't a talentless, hypocrite lameass you would've written your
    own command line newsreader years ago. Except for building your own
    editor, it's not difficult at all. Maybe tcl or python even have an
    editor object you can use.

    Or you should be able to integrate an existing editor. When you hit
    Reply on your homegrown reader, open the editor (Joe, nano, etc) and
    have your code populate the editor screen with the essential info that
    needs to accompany a post: headers and body separated by one blank line.


    From: Lameass Larry Piet
    Subject: (prefaced with 'Re: ')
    Newsgroups: comp.os.linux.advocacy (you can add others, comma-separated) References: (list from the post you're replying to)
    User-Agent: Larry's CLI Crud
    In-Reply-To: (optional but would be the messageID you're replying to)
    Date: Thu, 19 Mar 2026 19:20:21 -0400 (should use that exact format)
    <blank line>
    add an attribution line from the original post
    "On <date> Crude Sausage wrote:"

    then copy in the text of the post you're replying to

    Enter/edit your reply
    add "ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha " at the bottom
    hit Send

    When you hit Send, save the contents onscreen to an encoded file on your computer, then open it in read-binary mode and use the NNTP post command
    to send the data to the Usenet server.


    Easy peasy. I did it with a few lines of PyQt/nntplib code and a
    QTextEdit widget on a PyQt form.


    Your own CLI newsreader won't actually make you a 'REAL MAN', but at
    least you'll be less of a GUI-hypocrite schmuck than you've been for the
    last 10 years on cola.



    #===============================================================
    #generate headers and put orig post on screen for editing #===============================================================
    def startReply(postType):

    #validation - must have a post selected
    if frm.tblPosts.currentRow() <0: return

    #show reply form
    frmP.show()

    #get postid from main screen
    currRow = frm.tblThread.currentRow()
    postID = frm.tblThread.item(currRow,0).text()

    #messageid of post being replied to
    messageID = DLookup(db,"MESSAGEID", "MESSAGEID", "MSGID = " + str(DLookup(db,"MSGID", "POST", "POSTID = " + str(postID) + "")) + "")

    # build required headers
    headers = "From: DFS <nospam@dfs.com>" + '\n'

    subject = DLookup(db,"SUBJECT", "SUBJECT", "SUBJECTID = " + str(DLookup(db,"SUBJECTID", "POST", "POSTID = " + str(postID) + "")) + "")
    if subject[0:3] != "Re:":
    subject = "Re: " + subject
    headers += "Subject: " + subject + '\n'

    headers += "Newsgroups: " + frm.cboGroups.currentText() + '\n'

    if DCount(db,"POSTID", "REFERENCE", "POSTID = " + str(postID) + "") > 0:
    headers += "References: " + getReferences(postID) + messageID + '\n'
    else:
    headers += "References: " + messageID + '\n'

    headers += "User-Agent: DFS-PyQt" + '\n'
    headers += "In-Reply-To: " + messageID + '\n'
    headers += "Date: " + dateformat(datetime.now(), "Usenet") + '\n'
    headers += '\n' #blank line before body


    # get attribution line
    postDate = DLookup(db,"POSTDATE", "POSTDATE", "POSTID = " + str(postID)
    + "")
    posterID = DLookup(db,"POSTERID", "POST", "POSTID = " + str(postID) + "")
    poster = DLookup(db,"POSTER", "POSTER", "POSTERID = " + str(posterID)
    + "")
    body = "On " + postDate + ", " + poster + " wrote:" + '\n'

    # get original post
    lines = frm.txtBody.toPlainText().split('\n')
    for line in lines:
    body += ">" + ("" if line[:1] == ">" else " ") + line + '\n'

    #add headers and body to screen
    frmP.txtReply.setText(headers + body)


    #===============================================================
    # submit reply to usenet server #===============================================================
    def sendReply():

    # write screen contents to file
    postfile = "post_" + frm.cboGroups.currentText() + ".txt"
    with open(postfile,'wb') as f:
    f.write(frmP.txtReply.toPlainText().encode('utf-8'))


    #connect to news server
    news = nntplib.NNTP('usnews.blocknews.net',119,'<usr>','<pw>')

    #post contents of file
    f = open(postfile,'rb')
    news.post(f)
    f.close()
    news.quit()
    msgBox("Sent","Post was submitted","info")

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