From Djatropine to All on Sat Jan 16 18:29:06 2021
I don't know if you rely on the Onion as one of your primary sources
of news, yet I recently spent 15 minutes watching var5ious cable news networks (Yes Fox, CNN, MSNBC, etc.etc) and my analasis.
They are ALL full of #_@*1 and The ONION is *vREAL* news.
I really thought the Onion was in the business of SATYRE, NOT news.
In Texas on eof the covid-19 restrictions:
Bank Robbers MUST wear a N95 Mask while robbing a bank
Donald Trump puts on gas masks and gases all of his supporters
Joe biden actually has had a heart attack
Bob Barr quits the DOJ to take on a job as the K-Street Stranger
Covid-19 mutates into car accidents
CDC gun lover advises buying a LOT of guns to attack alkl 400 strains
If we don't elect Trump our Enemies WIll
Joe Biden forges Obama's signature to declare December as Dokken History Month
And a few years ago the CNN had the Onion on their network
mentioning that Joe Biden WROTE a book and GAVE it to them while they SOLD it.
And while Obama was in office Obama has had to pardon Biden at least 3 times for various crimes including selling stolen used car parts.
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