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Todays Classic Ad
From
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All on Tue Jul 19 00:10:18 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 19, 2022.
This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.
On this day...
Altho
We've sold
Six million others
We still can't sell
Those coughdrop brothers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jul 20 00:10:18 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 20, 2022.
This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.
On this day...
Join
Our happy
Brushless throng
Six million users
Can't be wrong
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jul 21 00:10:17 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 21, 2022.
This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.
On this day...
We know
How much
You love that gal
But use both hands
For driving, pal
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jul 22 00:10:17 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 22, 2022.
This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.
On this day...
Thrifty jars for
Stay at homes
Handy tubes
For him
Who roams
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 23 00:10:21 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 23, 2022.
This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.
On this day...
Sleep in a chair
Nothing to lose
But a nap
At the wheel
Is a permanent snooze
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 24 00:10:27 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 24, 2022.
This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.
On this day...
You can beat
A mile a minute
But there ain't
No future
In it
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 25 00:10:26 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 25, 2022.
This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.
On this day...
If these
Signs blur
And bounce around
You'd better park
And walk to town
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jul 26 00:10:18 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 26, 2022.
This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.
On this day...
No man can really
Do his stuff
With a face that's sore
Or a chin
That's rough
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jul 27 00:10:15 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 27, 2022.
This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.
On this day...
Big mistake
Many make
Rely on horn
Instead of
Brake
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jul 28 00:10:17 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 28, 2022.
This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.
On this day...
She raised cain
When he raised stubble
Guess what
Smoothed away
Their trouble?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jul 29 07:59:42 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 29, 2022.
This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.
On this day...
Traveling men
Know ease
And speed
Their shaving kits
Hold what they need
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 30 00:10:17 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 30, 2022.
This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Like unseen barter
Often make one
Sad
But smarter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 31 10:06:14 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 31, 2022.
This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.
On this day...
Can't shave daily?
Tender hide?
Now be honest
Have you
Tried
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Aug 1 00:10:15 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 1, 2022.
This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.
On this day...
If you
Don't know
Whose signs
These are
You can't have
Driven very far
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Aug 2 00:10:17 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 2, 2022.
This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.
On this day...
There's no whisker
It won't soften
Shave 'em close
And not
So often
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Aug 3 00:10:21 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 3, 2022.
This is the 215th day of the year, there are 150 days left.
On this day...
If hugging
On highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Aug 4 08:33:43 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 4, 2022.
This is the 216th day of the year, there are 149 days left.
On this day...
What you shouted
May be true,
But
Did you hear
What he called you?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Aug 5 00:01:35 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday August 5, 2022.
This is the 217th day of the year, there are 148 days left.
On this day...
I use it too
The bald man said
It keeps my face
Just like
My head
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Aug 6 00:01:32 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 6, 2022.
This is the 218th day of the year, there are 147 days left.
On this day...
Grandpa's
Out with
Junior's date
Old technique
With brand new bait
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Aug 7 00:01:59 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 7, 2022.
This is the 219th day of the year, there are 146 days left.
On this day...
No soggy brushes
In your grip
You've always
Got a
Finger tip
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Aug 8 00:01:32 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 8, 2022.
This is the 220th day of the year, there are 145 days left.
On this day...
Man passes
Dog house
Dog sees chin
Dog gets out
Man gets in
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Aug 9 10:55:05 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 9, 2022.
This is the 221st day of the year, there are 144 days left.
On this day...
A guy
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little violet
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Aug 10 07:26:16 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 10, 2022.
This is the 222nd day of the year, there are 143 days left.
On this day...
Prices rising
O'er the nation
Here is one
That missed
Inflation
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Aug 11 00:01:29 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 11, 2022.
This is the 223rd day of the year, there are 142 days left.
On this day...
Stores are full
Of shaving aids
But all you need
Is this
And blades
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Aug 12 00:01:29 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday August 12, 2022.
This is the 224th day of the year, there are 141 days left.
On this day...
Drove too long
Driver snoozing
What happened next
Is not
Amusing
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Aug 13 00:01:31 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 13, 2022.
This is the 225th day of the year, there are 140 days left.
On this day...
Rhyme and reason
Every season
You've read
The rhyme
Now try the reason
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Aug 14 00:01:48 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 14, 2022.
This is the 226th day of the year, there are 139 days left.
On this day...
When Peter Piper
Pickle picker
Kissed his gal
His beard
Would prick 'er
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Aug 15 00:01:30 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 15, 2022.
This is the 227th day of the year, there are 138 days left.
On this day...
Trains don't wander
All over the map
For no one
Sits on
The engineer's lap
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Aug 16 06:28:21 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 16, 2022.
This is the 228th day of the year, there are 137 days left.
On this day...
Gets each
Whisker
At the base
No ingrown hair
On neck or face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Aug 17 10:40:51 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 17, 2022.
This is the 229th day of the year, there are 136 days left.
On this day...
When junior takes
Your ties
And car
It's time to buy
An extra jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Aug 18 00:01:30 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 18, 2022.
This is the 230th day of the year, there are 135 days left.
On this day...
When better
Shaving brushes
Are made
We'll still shave
Without their aid
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Aug 19 00:01:32 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday August 19, 2022.
This is the 231st day of the year, there are 134 days left.
On this day...
Remember this
If you'd
Be spared
Trains don't whistle
Because they're scared
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Aug 20 00:01:32 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 20, 2022.
This is the 232nd day of the year, there are 133 days left.
On this day...
College boys!
Your courage muster
Shave off
That fuzzy
Cookie duster
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Aug 21 00:02:19 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 21, 2022.
This is the 233rd day of the year, there are 132 days left.
On this day...
Cutie invited
Varsity hop
Guy full
Of whiskers
Party a flop
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Aug 22 00:03:00 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 22, 2022.
This is the 234th day of the year, there are 131 days left.
On this day...
Past
Schoolhouses
Take it slow
Let the little
Shavers grow
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Aug 23 00:01:45 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 23, 2022.
This is the 235th day of the year, there are 130 days left.
On this day...
College cutie
Pigskin hero
Bristly Kiss
Hero
Zero
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Aug 24 00:01:35 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 24, 2022.
This is the 236th day of the year, there are 129 days left.
On this day...
If man bites doggie
That is news
If face
Scares doggie
Better use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Aug 25 00:01:27 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday August 25, 2022.
This is the 237th day of the year, there are 128 days left.
On this day...
At intersections
Look each way
A harp sounds nice
But it's
Hard to play
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Aug 26 00:01:25 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday August 26, 2022.
This is the 238th day of the year, there are 127 days left.
On this day...
Life is sweet
But oh how bitter!
To love a gal
And then
Not git 'er
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Aug 27 00:01:26 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday August 27, 2022.
This is the 239th day of the year, there are 126 days left.
On this day...
Wild
Dashes
From by-ways
Cause crashes
On highways
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Aug 28 00:01:41 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday August 28, 2022.
This is the 240th day of the year, there are 125 days left.
On this day...
Broken romance
Stated fully
She went wild
When he
Went wooly
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Aug 29 00:01:27 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday August 29, 2022.
This is the 241st day of the year, there are 124 days left.
On this day...
Pa likes the cream
Ma likes the jar
Both like
The price
So there you are
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Aug 30 07:16:58 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 30, 2022.
This is the 242nd day of the year, there are 123 days left.
On this day...
Brother speeders
Let's
Rehearse
All together
"Good morning, Nurse!"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Aug 31 00:01:27 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 31, 2022.
This is the 243rd day of the year, there are 122 days left.
On this day...
Approached
A crossing
Without looking
Who will eat
His widow's cooking?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Sep 1 00:01:25 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 1, 2022.
This is the 244th day of the year, there are 121 days left.
On this day...
Road
Was slippery
Curve was sharp
White robe, halo
Wings and harp
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Sep 2 07:45:25 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 2, 2022.
This is the 245th day of the year, there are 120 days left.
On this day...
Speed
Was high
Weather was not
Tires were thin
X marks the spot
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Sep 3 08:41:59 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 3, 2022.
This is the 246th day of the year, there are 119 days left.
On this day...
The more
You shave
The brushless way
The more you'll be
Inclined to say--
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Sep 4 00:01:31 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 4, 2022.
This is the 247th day of the year, there are 118 days left.
On this day...
Highways are
No place
To sleep
Stop your car
To count your sheep
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Sep 5 00:01:27 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 5, 2022.
This is the 248th day of the year, there are 117 days left.
On this day...
The minutes
Some folks
Save through speed
They never even
Live to need
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Sep 6 07:14:44 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday September 6, 2022.
This is the 249th day of the year, there are 116 days left.
On this day...
At school zones
Heed instructions!
Protect
our little
Tax deductions
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Sep 7 00:01:34 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 7, 2022.
This is the 250th day of the year, there are 115 days left.
On this day...
The midnight ride
Of Paul
For beer
Led to a
Warmer hemisphere
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Sep 8 00:01:25 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 8, 2022.
This is the 251st day of the year, there are 114 days left.
On this day...
It's not
How fast or slow
You drive
The question is
How you arrive
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Sep 9 00:01:29 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 9, 2022.
This is the 252nd day of the year, there are 113 days left.
On this day...
I've read
These signs
Since just a kid
Now that I shave
I'm glad I did
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Sep 10 00:01:39 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 10, 2022.
This is the 253rd day of the year, there are 112 days left.
On this day...
We don't
Know how
To split an atom
But as to whiskers
Let us at 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Sep 11 00:01:33 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 11, 2022.
This is the 254th day of the year, there are 111 days left.
On this day...
Wild men pulled
Their whiskers out
That's what made
Them wild
No doubt--
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Sep 12 00:01:33 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 12, 2022.
This is the 255th day of the year, there are 110 days left.
On this day...
Little Bo-Peep
Has lost her Jeep
It struck
A truck
When she went to sleep
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Sep 13 00:01:36 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday September 13, 2022.
This is the 256th day of the year, there are 109 days left.
On this day...
A man
A miss
A car--a curve
He kissed the miss
And missed the curve
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Sep 14 00:01:29 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 14, 2022.
This is the 257th day of the year, there are 108 days left.
On this day...
Whiskers
Easy come,
You know
Why not make them
Easy go?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Sep 15 00:02:02 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 15, 2022.
This is the 258th day of the year, there are 107 days left.
On this day...
He saw
The train
And tried to duck it
Kicked first the gas
And then the bucket
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Sep 16 00:01:30 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 16, 2022.
This is the 259th day of the year, there are 106 days left.
On this day...
Headline news
For face
And chin
Now improved
With lanolin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Sep 17 00:01:27 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 17, 2022.
This is the 260th day of the year, there are 105 days left.
On this day...
His face
Was loved
By just his mother
He Burma-Shaved
And now--
Oh, brother
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Sep 18 00:03:16 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 18, 2022.
This is the 261st day of the year, there are 104 days left.
On this day...
His beard
Was long
And strong and tough
He lost his
Chicken in the rough
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Sep 19 00:03:41 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 19, 2022.
This is the 262nd day of the year, there are 103 days left.
On this day...
Just this once
And just for fun
We'll let you
Finish
What we've begun
? ? ?
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Sep 20 00:01:40 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday September 20, 2022.
This is the 263rd day of the year, there are 102 days left.
On this day...
With television
On the set
Stars are
Running out
To get
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Sep 21 00:01:43 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 21, 2022.
This is the 264th day of the year, there are 101 days left.
On this day...
With A sleek cheek
Pressed to hers
Jeepers! Creepers!
How she purrs
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Sep 22 00:01:27 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 22, 2022.
This is the 265th day of the year, there are 100 days left.
On this day...
Men
Who have to
Travel light
Find the handy tube
Just right
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Sep 23 00:01:33 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 23, 2022.
This is the 266th day of the year, there are 99 days left.
On this day...
Since hubby
Tried
That substitute
He's 1/3 man
And 2/3 brute
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Sep 24 00:01:44 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday September 24, 2022.
This is the 267th day of the year, there are 98 days left.
On this day...
If you
Must sample
Her "pucker paint"
Better drive
Where traffic ain't
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Sep 25 00:01:42 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday September 25, 2022.
This is the 268th day of the year, there are 97 days left.
On this day...
Pull off
The road
To change a flat
Protect your life--
No spare for that!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Sep 26 00:03:02 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday September 26, 2022.
This is the 269th day of the year, there are 96 days left.
On this day...
These three
Prevent most accidents
Courtesy
Caution
Common sense
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Sep 27 00:01:35 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday September 27, 2022.
This is the 270th day of the year, there are 95 days left.
On this day...
Said one whisker
To another
Can't get tough
With this stuff
Brother
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Sep 28 00:01:36 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday September 28, 2022.
This is the 271st day of the year, there are 94 days left.
On this day...
One Burma-Shave
The school boy cried
At least
I'll smell
As if I tried
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Sep 29 00:01:39 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday September 29, 2022.
This is the 272nd day of the year, there are 93 days left.
On this day...
His cheek
Was rough
His chick vamoosed
And now she won't
Come home to roost
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Sep 30 00:01:43 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday September 30, 2022.
This is the 273rd day of the year, there are 92 days left.
On this day...
On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Oct 1 00:01:47 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 1, 2022.
This is the 274th day of the year, there are 91 days left.
On this day...
When
Super-shaved
Remember, pard
You'll still get slapped
But not so hard
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Oct 2 00:01:50 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 2, 2022.
This is the 275th day of the year, there are 90 days left.
On this day...
His brush is gone
So what'll we do
Said Mike Robe I
To Mike Robe II
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Oct 3 00:01:39 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 3, 2022.
This is the 276th day of the year, there are 89 days left.
On this day...
The place to pass
On curves
You know
Is only at
A beauty show
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Oct 4 00:01:37 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 4, 2022.
This is the 277th day of the year, there are 88 days left.
On this day...
A whiskery kiss
For the one
You adore
May not make her mad
But her face will be sore
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Oct 5 00:01:55 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 5, 2022.
This is the 278th day of the year, there are 87 days left.
On this day...
Burma-Shave
Was such a boom
They passed
The bride
And kissed the groom
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Oct 6 00:01:45 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 6, 2022.
This is the 279th day of the year, there are 86 days left.
On this day...
These signs
We gladly
Dedicate
To men who've had
No date of late
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Oct 7 00:01:37 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 7, 2022.
This is the 280th day of the year, there are 85 days left.
On this day...
If your peach
Keeps out
Of reach
Better practice
What we preach
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Oct 8 00:01:48 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 8, 2022.
This is the 281st day of the year, there are 84 days left.
On this day...
A guy
Who drives
A car wide open
Is not thinkin'
He's just hopin'
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Oct 9 00:02:08 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 9, 2022.
This is the 282nd day of the year, there are 83 days left.
On this day...
To kiss
A mug
That's like a cactus
Takes more nerve
Than it does practice
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Oct 10 00:01:45 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 10, 2022.
This is the 283rd day of the year, there are 82 days left.
On this day...
The whale
Put Jonah
Down the hatch
But coughed him up
Because he scratched
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Oct 11 00:01:49 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 11, 2022.
This is the 284th day of the year, there are 81 days left.
On this day...
Violets are blue
Roses are pink
On graves
Of those
Who drive and drink
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Oct 12 00:01:47 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 12, 2022.
This is the 285th day of the year, there are 80 days left.
On this day...
My job is
Keeping faces clean
And nobody knows
De stubble
I've seen
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Oct 13 00:01:24 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 13, 2022.
This is the 286th day of the year, there are 79 days left.
On this day...
Doesn't
Kiss you
Like she useter?
Perhaps she's seen
A smoother rooster!!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Oct 14 00:01:23 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 14, 2022.
This is the 287th day of the year, there are 78 days left.
On this day...
No use
Knowing
How to pick 'em
If your half-shaved
Whiskers stick 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Oct 15 00:01:26 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 15, 2022.
This is the 288th day of the year, there are 77 days left.
On this day...
He tried
To cross
As fast train neared
Death didn't draft him
He volunteered
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Oct 16 12:09:51 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 16, 2022.
This is the 289th day of the year, there are 76 days left.
On this day...
Her chariot
Raced 80 per
They hauled away
What had
Ben Her
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Oct 17 00:01:33 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 17, 2022.
This is the 290th day of the year, there are 75 days left.
On this day...
I'd heard
It praised
By drug store clerks
I tried the stuff
Hot dog! It works
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Oct 18 00:01:26 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 18, 2022.
This is the 291st day of the year, there are 74 days left.
On this day...
Train wrecks few
Reason clear
Fireman
Never hugs
Engineer
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Oct 19 00:01:27 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 19, 2022.
This is the 292nd day of the year, there are 73 days left.
On this day...
Altho insured
Remember, kiddo
They don't pay you
They pay
Your widow
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Oct 20 00:01:34 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 20, 2022.
This is the 293rd day of the year, there are 72 days left.
On this day...
Soap
May do
For lads with fuzz
But sir, you ain't
The kid you wuz
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Oct 21 00:01:30 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 21, 2022.
This is the 294th day of the year, there are 71 days left.
On this day...
She eyed
His beard
And said no dice
The wedding's off--
I'll COOK the rice
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Oct 22 00:01:26 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 22, 2022.
This is the 295th day of the year, there are 70 days left.
On this day...
Train approaching
Whistle squealing
Pause!
Avoid that
Rundown feeling!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Oct 23 00:01:49 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 23, 2022.
This is the 296th day of the year, there are 69 days left.
On this day...
Unless
Your face
Is stinger free
You'd better let
Your honey be
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Oct 24 00:01:43 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 24, 2022.
This is the 297th day of the year, there are 68 days left.
On this day...
Another
Red skin
Bit the dust
When Pa tried
What these signs discussed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Oct 25 10:31:38 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday October 25, 2022.
This is the 298th day of the year, there are 67 days left.
On this day...
The band
For which
The grand stand roots
Is not made up
Substi-toots!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Oct 26 00:01:27 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday October 26, 2022.
This is the 299th day of the year, there are 66 days left.
On this day...
The cream
Preserves
Pa's razor blade
The jar preserves
Ma's marmalade
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Oct 27 00:01:24 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday October 27, 2022.
This is the 300th day of the year, there are 65 days left.
On this day...
Big blue tube
It's a honey
Best squeeze play
For love
Or money
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Oct 28 00:01:25 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday October 28, 2022.
This is the 301st day of the year, there are 64 days left.
On this day...
Proper
Distance
To him was bunk
They pulled him out
Of some guy's trunk
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Oct 29 13:57:05 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday October 29, 2022.
This is the 302nd day of the year, there are 63 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Can do
More harm
Than city fellers
On a farm
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Oct 30 00:02:13 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday October 30, 2022.
This is the 303rd day of the year, there are 62 days left.
On this day...
Pat's bristles
Scratched
Bridget's nose
That's when
Her wild irish rose
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Oct 31 00:01:25 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday October 31, 2022.
This is the 304th day of the year, there are 61 days left.
On this day...
Cautious rider
To her
Reckless dear
Let's have less bull
And lots more steer
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Nov 1 00:01:24 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 1, 2022.
This is the 305th day of the year, there are 60 days left.
On this day...
The game laws
Ought to
Let you shoot
The bird who hands you
A substitute
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Nov 2 00:01:46 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 2, 2022.
This is the 306th day of the year, there are 59 days left.
On this day...
Political pull
May be
Of use
For razor pull
There's no excuse
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Nov 3 00:01:32 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 3, 2022.
This is the 307th day of the year, there are 58 days left.
On this day...
Congressman Pipp
Lost the election
Babies he kissed
Had no protection
To win -- use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Nov 4 00:01:39 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 4, 2022.
This is the 308th day of the year, there are 57 days left.
On this day...
"At ease," she said
"Maneuvers begin
When you get
Those whiskers
Off your chin"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Nov 5 07:59:31 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 5, 2022.
This is the 309th day of the year, there are 56 days left.
On this day...
Buying defense bonds
Means money lent
So they
Don't cost you
One red cent
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Nov 6 00:01:37 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 6, 2022.
This is the 310th day of the year, there are 55 days left.
On this day...
Tested
In peace
Proven in war
Better now
Than ever before
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Nov 7 00:01:53 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 7, 2022.
This is the 311st day of the year, there are 54 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
That promise perfection
Are like
Some candidates
After election
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Nov 8 00:01:25 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 8, 2022.
This is the 312nd day of the year, there are 53 days left.
On this day...
Regardless of
Political views
All good parties
Always
Choose
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Nov 9 00:01:30 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 9, 2022.
This is the 313rd day of the year, there are 52 days left.
On this day...
Candidate says
Campaign
Confusing
Babies kiss me
Since I've been using
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Nov 10 00:01:26 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 10, 2022.
This is the 314th day of the year, there are 51 days left.
On this day...
The hobo
Lets his
Whiskers sprout
It's trains--not girls
That he takes out
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Nov 11 00:01:25 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 11, 2022.
This is the 315th day of the year, there are 50 days left.
On this day...
Cheer up face
The war is past
The "h" is out
Of shave
At last
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Nov 12 00:01:31 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 12, 2022.
This is the 316th day of the year, there are 49 days left.
On this day...
A beard
That's rough
And overgrown
is better than
A chaperone
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Nov 13 00:01:43 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 13, 2022.
This is the 317th day of the year, there are 48 days left.
On this day...
Drinking drivers
Don't you know
Great bangs
From little
Binges grow?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Nov 14 00:01:28 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 14, 2022.
This is the 318th day of the year, there are 47 days left.
On this day...
I know
He's a wolf
Said riding hood
But Grandma dear,
He smells so good
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Nov 15 00:01:25 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 15, 2022.
This is the 319th day of the year, there are 46 days left.
On this day...
Is he
Lonesome
Or just blind--
This guy who drives
So close behind?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Nov 16 00:01:44 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 16, 2022.
This is the 320th day of the year, there are 45 days left.
On this day...
Pedro
Walked
Back home by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Nov 17 00:01:46 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 17, 2022.
This is the 321st day of the year, there are 44 days left.
On this day...
A chin
Where barbed wire
Bristles stand
Is bound to be
A no ma'ams land
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Nov 18 00:01:45 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 18, 2022.
This is the 322nd day of the year, there are 43 days left.
On this day...
We can't
Provide you
With a date
But we do supply
The best darn bait
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Nov 19 00:01:44 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 19, 2022.
This is the 323rd day of the year, there are 42 days left.
On this day...
The wolf
Is shaved
So neat and trim
Red Riding Hood
Is chasing him
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Nov 20 00:01:37 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 20, 2022.
This is the 324th day of the year, there are 41 days left.
On this day...
His
Tomato
Was the mushy type
Until his beard
Grew over-ripe
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Nov 21 00:01:34 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 21, 2022.
This is the 325th day of the year, there are 40 days left.
On this day...
Heaven's
Latest
Neophyte
Signalled left
Then turned right
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Nov 22 00:02:11 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 22, 2022.
This is the 326th day of the year, there are 39 days left.
On this day...
Better try
Less speed per mile
That car
May have to
Last a while
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Nov 23 00:01:28 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 23, 2022.
This is the 327th day of the year, there are 38 days left.
On this day...
His rose
Is wed
His violet blew
But his sugar is sweet
Since he took this cue
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Nov 24 09:32:04 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday November 24, 2022.
This is the 328th day of the year, there are 37 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Are like a girdle
They find some jobs
They just
Can't hurdle
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Nov 25 00:01:25 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday November 25, 2022.
This is the 329th day of the year, there are 36 days left.
On this day...
We're widely read
And often quoted
But it's shaves
Not signs
For which we're noted
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Nov 26 00:01:28 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday November 26, 2022.
This is the 330th day of the year, there are 35 days left.
On this day...
Feel your face
As you ride by
Now don't
You think
It's time to try
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Nov 27 00:01:44 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday November 27, 2022.
This is the 331st day of the year, there are 34 days left.
On this day...
If Crusoe'd
Kept his chin
More tidy
He might have found
A lady Friday
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Nov 28 00:01:45 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday November 28, 2022.
This is the 332nd day of the year, there are 33 days left.
On this day...
Around
The curve
Lickety-split
It's a beautiful car
Wasn't it?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Nov 29 00:01:42 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday November 29, 2022.
This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 32 days left.
On this day...
It gave
McDonald
That needed charm
Hello Hollywood
Good-by farm
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
August Abolins@1:153/757.21 to
Daryl Stout on Tue Nov 29 08:30:00 2022
Today is Tuesday November 29, 2022.
This is the 333rd day of the year, there are 32 days left.
On this day...
It gave
McDonald
That needed charm
Hello Hollywood
Good-by farm
Burma-Shave
I don't quite get that one. Is it about farms selling out to
make way for highways?
--
../|ug
--- OpenXP 5.0.51
* Origin: Creditors have better memories than debtors. (1:153/757.21)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Nov 30 00:01:26 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday November 30, 2022.
This is the 334th day of the year, there are 31 days left.
On this day...
Why is it
When you
Try to pass
The guy in front
Goes twice as fast?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
August Abolins on Wed Nov 30 02:13:00 2022
August,
On this day...
It gave
McDonald
That needed charm
Hello Hollywood
Good-by farm
Burma-Shave
I don't quite get that one. Is it about farms selling out to
make way for highways?
Possibly. The barbershop quartet group "Lunch Break" did a parody
on this with "Old MacDonald Had A Deformed Farm"...basically, a home
for the animals who "never did quite have it all together". You had
such critters as:
1) A hyperactive sloth
2) A bunion infested centipede
3) A kleptomaniac seagull
4) A dyslexic cat
5) A lactose intolerant cow
6) An attention deficit disorder dog
7) A terrified squirrel
8) A narcoleptic pig
Search YouTube for LUNCH BREAK OLD MACDONALD DEFORMED FARM.
Daryl
... Have any Grey Poupon? No, you got bird poop on your windshield.
=== MultiMail/Win v0.52
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Dec 1 00:01:33 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 1, 2022.
This is the 335th day of the year, there are 30 days left.
On this day...
Toughest
Whiskers
In the town
We hold 'em up
You mow 'em down
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Dec 2 00:01:56 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 2, 2022.
This is the 336th day of the year, there are 29 days left.
On this day...
These signs
Are not
For laughs alone
The face they save
May be your own
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Dec 3 00:01:51 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 3, 2022.
This is the 337th day of the year, there are 28 days left.
On this day...
The hero
Was brave and strong
And willin'
She felt his chin--
Then wed the villain
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Dec 4 00:01:37 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 4, 2022.
This is the 338th day of the year, there are 27 days left.
On this day...
To change that
Shaving job
To joy
You gotta use
The real McCoy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Dec 5 00:01:35 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 5, 2022.
This is the 339th day of the year, there are 26 days left.
On this day...
His crop of
Whiskers
Needed reaping
That's what kept
His Lena leaping
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Dec 6 00:01:38 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 6, 2022.
This is the 340th day of the year, there are 25 days left.
On this day...
The blackened forest
Smoulders yet
Because
He flipped
A cigaret
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Dec 7 11:07:00 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 7, 2022.
This is the 341st day of the year, there are 24 days left.
On this day...
The draftee
Tried a tube
And purred
Well whaddya know
I've been defurred
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Dec 8 00:01:37 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 8, 2022.
This is the 342nd day of the year, there are 23 days left.
On this day...
This cooling shave
Will never fail
To stamp
Its user
First class male
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Dec 9 00:01:38 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 9, 2022.
This is the 343rd day of the year, there are 22 days left.
On this day...
Drinking drivers--
Nothing worse
They put
The quart
Before the hearse
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Dec 10 00:01:25 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 10, 2022.
This is the 344th day of the year, there are 21 days left.
On this day...
Men
With whiskers
'Neath their noses
Oughta have to kiss
Like eskimoses
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Dec 11 00:01:40 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 11, 2022.
This is the 345th day of the year, there are 20 days left.
On this day...
Said farmer Brown
Who's bald
On top
Wish I could
Rotate the crop
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Dec 12 00:01:27 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 12, 2022.
This is the 346th day of the year, there are 19 days left.
On this day...
Don't
Try passing
On a slope
Unless you have
A periscope
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Dec 13 00:01:31 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 13, 2022.
This is the 347th day of the year, there are 18 days left.
On this day...
Passing cars
When you can't see
May get you
A glimpse
Of eternity
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Dec 14 00:01:40 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 14, 2022.
This is the 348th day of the year, there are 17 days left.
On this day...
At a quiz
Pa ain't
No whiz
But he knows how
To keep Ma his
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Dec 15 00:02:48 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 15, 2022.
This is the 349th day of the year, there are 16 days left.
On this day...
He lit a match
To check gas tank
That's why
They call him
Skinless frank
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Dec 16 00:02:05 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 16, 2022.
This is the 350th day of the year, there are 15 days left.
On this day...
The one who
Drives when
He's been drinking
Depends on you
To do his thinking
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Dec 17 00:03:06 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 17, 2022.
This is the 351st day of the year, there are 14 days left.
On this day...
Ben
Met Anna
Made a hit
Neglected beard
Ben-Anna split
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Dec 18 00:01:45 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 18, 2022.
This is the 352nd day of the year, there are 13 days left.
On this day...
If daisies
Are your
Favorite flower
Keep pushin' up those
Miles-per-hour
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Dec 19 00:01:47 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 19, 2022.
This is the 353rd day of the year, there are 12 days left.
On this day...
Baby your skin
Keep it fitter
Or "baby"
Will get
Another sitter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Dec 20 00:01:43 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 20, 2022.
This is the 354th day of the year, there are 11 days left.
On this day...
Cattle crossing
Means go slow
That old bull
Is some
Cow's beau
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Mickey@1:229/307 to
Daryl Stout on Tue Dec 20 09:52:31 2022
That old bull
Is some
Cow's beau
Burma-Shave
God, you make my day. Merry Christmas, Daryl.
.
.
.
Mick Manning
Bad Poetry Blues (badpoet.synchro.net:2300)
gopher://centralontarioremote.com:70
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: Bad Poetry Blues - badpoet.synchro.net:2300 (1:229/307)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Dec 21 00:02:26 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 21, 2022.
This is the 355th day of the year, there are 10 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Can let you down
Quicker
Than a
Strapless gown
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
Mickey on Wed Dec 21 12:36:00 2022
Mick,
That old bull
Is some
Cow's beau
Burma-Shave
God, you make my day. Merry Christmas, Daryl.
Those signs are collectors items now...when life was much easier.
Daryl
... Penny: A dollar with all taxes taken out.
=== MultiMail/Win v0.52
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Dec 22 00:01:48 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 22, 2022.
This is the 356th day of the year, there are 9 days left.
On this day...
"No, no,"
She said
To her bristly beau
"I'd rather
Eat the mistletoe"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Dec 23 00:01:56 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 23, 2022.
This is the 357th day of the year, there are 8 days left.
On this day...
The boy who gets
His girl's applause
Must act
Not look
Like Santa Claus
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Dec 24 00:01:56 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 24, 2022.
This is the 358th day of the year, there are 7 days left.
On this day...
Santa's
Whiskers
Need no trimmin'
He kisses kids
Not the wimmin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Dec 25 00:01:54 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday December 25, 2022.
This is the 359th day of the year, there are 6 days left.
On this day...
A Christmas hug
A birthday kiss
Awaits
The woman
Who gives this
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Dec 26 00:01:57 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday December 26, 2022.
This is the 360th day of the year, there are 5 days left.
On this day...
Dinah doesn't
Treat him right
But if he'd
Shave
Dyna-mite!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Dec 27 00:02:04 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday December 27, 2022.
This is the 361st day of the year, there are 4 days left.
On this day...
He asked
His kitten
To pet and purr
She eyed his puss
And screamed "What fur!"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Dec 28 00:02:03 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday December 28, 2022.
This is the 362nd day of the year, there are 3 days left.
On this day...
No matter
The price
No matter how new
The best safety device
In your car is you
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Dec 29 00:02:06 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday December 29, 2022.
This is the 363rd day of the year, there are 2 days left.
On this day...
This cream
Makes the
Gardener's daughter
Plant her tu-lips
Where she oughter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Dec 30 06:32:31 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday December 30, 2022.
This is the 364th day of the year, there are 1 days left.
On this day...
If anything
Will please
Your Jill
A little jack
For this jar will
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Dec 31 00:01:32 2022
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday December 31, 2022.
This is the 365th day of the year, there are 0 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jan 1 00:02:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 1, 2023.
This is the 1st day of the year, there are 364 days left.
On this day...
Ring out the old
Ring in the new
What good can
Shaving
Brushes do?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jan 2 00:01:55 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 2, 2023.
This is the 2nd day of the year, there are 363 days left.
On this day...
Every shaver
Now can snore
Six more minutes
Than before
By using
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jan 3 06:11:06 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 3, 2023.
This is the 3rd day of the year, there are 362 days left.
On this day...
Your shaving brush
Has had its day
So why not
Shave the modern way
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jan 4 00:01:30 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 4, 2023.
This is the 4th day of the year, there are 361 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Spread on thin
Above the collar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jan 5 00:01:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 5, 2023.
This is the 5th day of the year, there are 360 days left.
On this day...
Does your husband
Misbehave
Grunt and grumble
Rant and rave
Shoot the brute some
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jan 6 00:01:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 6, 2023.
This is the 6th day of the year, there are 359 days left.
On this day...
Be
No
Longer
Lather's slave
Treat yourself to
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jan 7 00:01:32 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 7, 2023.
This is the 7th day of the year, there are 358 days left.
On this day...
Uncle Rube
Buys tube
One week
Looks sleek
Like sheik
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jan 8 00:01:50 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 8, 2023.
This is the 8th day of the year, there are 357 days left.
On this day...
Tho stiff
The beard
That Nature gave
It shaves like down
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jan 9 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 9, 2023.
This is the 9th day of the year, there are 356 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brushes
You'll soon see 'em
Way down east
In some
Museum
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jan 10 00:01:33 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 10, 2023.
This is the 10th day of the year, there are 355 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a dollar
At the drug store
Simply holler
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jan 11 00:18:43 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 11, 2023.
This is the 11th day of the year, there are 354 days left.
On this day...
The 50 cent jar
So large
By heck
Even the Scotch
Now shave the neck
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jan 12 08:40:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 12, 2023.
This is the 12th day of the year, there are 353 days left.
On this day...
Are your whiskers
When you wake
Tougher than
A two-bit steak?
Try
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jan 13 00:01:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 13, 2023.
This is the 13th day of the year, there are 352 days left.
On this day...
Modern man
Spreads it on
Pats it in
Shaves it off
See him grin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jan 14 00:01:26 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 14, 2023.
This is the 14th day of the year, there are 351 days left.
On this day...
Take a tip
For your trip
No wet brush
To soak
Your grip
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jan 15 00:01:26 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 15, 2023.
This is the 15th day of the year, there are 350 days left.
On this day...
Film protects
Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jan 16 00:01:32 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 16, 2023.
This is the 16th day of the year, there are 349 days left.
On this day...
The one horse shay
Has had its day
So has the brush
And lather way
Use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jan 17 00:02:57 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 17, 2023.
This is the 17th day of the year, there are 348 days left.
On this day...
It's a good
Old Spanish custom
Take your mug
And brush
And bust 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jan 18 15:04:19 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 18, 2023.
This is the 18th day of the year, there are 347 days left.
On this day...
Hello druggist
I don't mean maybe
Yes
Sir!
That's the baby
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jan 19 00:01:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 19, 2023.
This is the 19th day of the year, there are 346 days left.
On this day...
Half a pound
For
Half a buck
Come on shavers
You're in luck
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jan 20 00:02:08 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 20, 2023.
This is the 20th day of the year, there are 345 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
All wet
And hairy
I've passed you up
For sanitary
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jan 21 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 21, 2023.
This is the 21st day of the year, there are 344 days left.
On this day...
Listen shavers
Knock on wood
When offered
Something
"Just as good"
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jan 22 00:03:59 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 22, 2023.
This is the 22nd day of the year, there are 343 days left.
On this day...
A shave
That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jan 23 00:01:47 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 23, 2023.
This is the 23rd day of the year, there are 342 days left.
On this day...
The tube's
A whopper
35 cents
Easy shaving
Low expense
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jan 24 00:01:53 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 24, 2023.
This is the 24th day of the year, there are 341 days left.
On this day...
Bargain hunters
Gather 'round
Fifty cents
Buys
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jan 25 00:01:49 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday January 25, 2023.
This is the 25th day of the year, there are 340 days left.
On this day...
From New York town
To Pumpkin Holler
It's half a pound
For
Half a dollar
Burma-Shave
From New York town
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jan 26 00:02:14 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday January 26, 2023.
This is the 26th day of the year, there are 339 days left.
On this day...
You'll love your wife
You'll love her paw
You'll even love
Your mother-in-law
If you use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jan 27 00:02:08 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday January 27, 2023.
This is the 27th day of the year, there are 338 days left.
On this day...
Give the guy
The toe of your boot
Who tries
To hand you
A substitute for
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jan 28 00:03:06 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday January 28, 2023.
This is the 28th day of the year, there are 337 days left.
On this day...
Lawyers, doctors
Sheiks and bakers
Mountaineers and undertakers
Make their bristly beards behave
By using brushless
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jan 29 13:20:09 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday January 29, 2023.
This is the 29th day of the year, there are 336 days left.
On this day...
Several million
Modern men
Will never go back
To the brush again
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jan 30 00:01:50 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday January 30, 2023.
This is the 30th day of the year, there are 335 days left.
On this day...
The millionth man
Has joined
Our ranks
Of happy shavers
Many thanks!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jan 31 00:01:26 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday January 31, 2023.
This is the 31st day of the year, there are 334 days left.
On this day...
Water heater
Out of kilter
Try the brushless
Whisker
Wilter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Feb 1 00:01:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 1, 2023.
This is the 32nd day of the year, there are 333 days left.
On this day...
The answer to
A maiden's
Prayer
Is not a chin
Of stubby hair
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Feb 2 00:01:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 2, 2023.
This is the 33rd day of the year, there are 332 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
Don't you cry
You'll be a
Shoe dauber
By and by
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Feb 3 00:02:01 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 3, 2023.
This is the 34th day of the year, there are 331 days left.
On this day...
Within this vale
Of toil
And sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin -- use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Feb 4 00:01:23 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 4, 2023.
This is the 35th day of the year, there are 330 days left.
On this day...
Free offer! Free offer!
Rip a fender
Off your car
Mail it in for
A half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Ron L.@1:120/616 to
Daryl Stout on Sat Feb 4 08:13:40 2023
Daryl Stout wrote to All <=-
On this day...
Free offer! Free offer!
Rip a fender
Off your car
Mail it in for
A half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
And, as I recall this story, they got more than a few fenders.
... A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
___ MultiMail/Linux v0.52
--- Mystic BBS/QWK v1.12 A47 2021/12/25 (Windows/32)
* Origin: cold fusion - cfbbs.net - grand rapids, mi (1:120/616)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Feb 5 00:05:27 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 5, 2023.
This is the 36th day of the year, there are 329 days left.
On this day...
He played
A sax
Had no B.O.
But his whiskers scratched
So she let him go
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Feb 6 00:01:32 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 6, 2023.
This is the 37th day of the year, there are 328 days left.
On this day...
Ruddy cheeks
And face
Of tan
Neatly shaven
What a man!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
Ron L. on Mon Feb 6 10:24:00 2023
Ron,
On this day...
Free offer! Free offer!
Rip a fender
Off your car
Mail it in for
A half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
And, as I recall this story, they got more than a few fenders.
Like another one.
Police Alert
Calling All Cars
One Hundred People
Ninety-Nine Jars
Burma-Shave
... A bird in the hand is a big mistake.
And, a dirty hand. :P
Daryl
... Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
=== MultiMail/Win v0.52
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Feb 7 00:01:27 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 7, 2023.
This is the 38th day of the year, there are 327 days left.
On this day...
If your hubby
Trumps your ace
Here's something
That will
Save his face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Feb 8 22:24:57 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 8, 2023.
This is the 39th day of the year, there are 326 days left.
On this day...
Mug and brush
Old Adam
Had 'em
Is your husband
Like Adam, Madam?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Feb 9 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 9, 2023.
This is the 40th day of the year, there are 325 days left.
On this day...
To shaving brush
I need
Not cling
I will not hush
Of thee I sing
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Feb 10 00:03:50 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 10, 2023.
This is the 41st day of the year, there are 324 days left.
On this day...
He had the ring
He had the flat
But she felt his chin
And that
Was that
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Feb 11 00:01:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 11, 2023.
This is the 42nd day of the year, there are 323 days left.
On this day...
Your beauty, boys
Is just
Skin deep
What skin you've got
You ought to keep
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Feb 12 00:01:34 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 12, 2023.
This is the 43rd day of the year, there are 322 days left.
On this day...
The answer to
A shaver's dream
A greaseless
No brush
Shaving cream
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Feb 13 00:01:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 13, 2023.
This is the 44th day of the year, there are 321 days left.
On this day...
When cutting
Whiskers
You don't need
To leave one half
Of them for seed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Feb 14 00:01:43 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 14, 2023.
This is the 45th day of the year, there are 320 days left.
On this day...
In Cupid's little
Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Feb 15 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 15, 2023.
This is the 46th day of the year, there are 319 days left.
On this day...
Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Feb 16 14:19:47 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 16, 2023.
This is the 47th day of the year, there are 318 days left.
On this day...
The bearded lady
Tried a jar
She's now
A famous
Movie star
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Feb 17 02:28:32 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 17, 2023.
This is the 48th day of the year, there are 317 days left.
On this day...
Jonah took
No brush
To mop his face
Where Jonah went
He needed space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Feb 18 00:02:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 18, 2023.
This is the 49th day of the year, there are 316 days left.
On this day...
Bachelor's quarters
Dog on the rug
Whiskers to blame
No one
To hug
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Feb 19 00:04:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 19, 2023.
This is the 50th day of the year, there are 315 days left.
On this day...
Bristly beard
Or silky fuzz
Just shave 'em back
To where
They was
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Feb 20 00:02:27 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 20, 2023.
This is the 51st day of the year, there are 314 days left.
On this day...
Tho living costs
Are upward bound
Four bits
Still buys
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Feb 21 00:02:16 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 21, 2023.
This is the 52nd day of the year, there are 313 days left.
On this day...
Pity all
The mighty Caesars
They pulled
Each whisker out
With tweezers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.15-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Feb 22 00:02:02 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday February 22, 2023.
This is the 53rd day of the year, there are 312 days left.
On this day...
Lather was used
By Daniel Boone
He lived
A 100 years
Too soon
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Feb 23 00:53:53 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday February 23, 2023.
This is the 54th day of the year, there are 311 days left.
On this day...
Beneath this stone
Lies Elmer Gush
Tickled to death
By his shaving brush
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Feb 24 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday February 24, 2023.
This is the 55th day of the year, there are 310 days left.
On this day...
Every second
Without fail
Some store
Rings up
Another sale
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Feb 25 00:01:47 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday February 25, 2023.
This is the 56th day of the year, there are 309 days left.
On this day...
That "pink toothbrush"
Is a curse
But that pink razor's
A darn sight worse
Use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Feb 26 00:01:32 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday February 26, 2023.
This is the 57th day of the year, there are 308 days left.
On this day...
Noah had whiskers
In the ark
But he wouldn't get by
On a bench
In the park
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Feb 27 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday February 27, 2023.
This is the 58th day of the year, there are 307 days left.
On this day...
His face was smooth
And cool as ice
And oh Louise!
He smelled
So nice
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Feb 28 00:02:04 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday February 28, 2023.
This is the 59th day of the year, there are 306 days left.
On this day...
Late risers!
Shave in just
2 minutes flat
Kiss your wife
Grab your hat
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Mar 1 00:02:42 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 1, 2023.
This is the 60th day of the year, there are 305 days left.
On this day...
Helps
Your budget
Hold its ground
Half a dollar
Half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Mar 2 00:01:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 2, 2023.
This is the 61st day of the year, there are 304 days left.
On this day...
Dewhiskered
Kisses
Defrost
The
Misses
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Mar 3 02:28:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 3, 2023.
This is the 62nd day of the year, there are 303 days left.
On this day...
With 200 kinds
From which to choose
2 million men
Prefer
To use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Mar 4 00:01:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 4, 2023.
This is the 63rd day of the year, there are 302 days left.
On this day...
Avoid the store
Which claims
You should
Buy something else
That's just as good
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Mar 5 00:01:34 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 5, 2023.
This is the 64th day of the year, there are 301 days left.
On this day...
If you think
She likes
Your bristles
Walk bare-footed
Through some thistles
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Mar 6 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 6, 2023.
This is the 65th day of the year, there are 300 days left.
On this day...
Grandpa's beard
Was stiff and coarse
And that's what
Caused his
Fifth divorce
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Mar 7 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 7, 2023.
This is the 66th day of the year, there are 299 days left.
On this day...
I just joined
The young man said
A nudist camp
Is my face red?
No! I use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Mar 8 00:01:32 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 8, 2023.
This is the 67th day of the year, there are 298 days left.
On this day...
You know
Your onions
Lettuce suppose
This beets 'em all
Don't turnip your nose
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Mar 9 21:35:49 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 9, 2023.
This is the 68th day of the year, there are 297 days left.
On this day...
Keep well
To the right
Of the oncoming car
Get your close shaves
From the half-pound jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Mar 10 00:01:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 10, 2023.
This is the 69th day of the year, there are 296 days left.
On this day...
Whiskers long
Made Samson strong
But Samson's gal
She done
Him wrong
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Mar 11 00:01:26 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 11, 2023.
This is the 70th day of the year, there are 295 days left.
On this day...
Half a buck
Half a pound
No substitute
Is ever found
For
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Mar 12 03:30:43 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 12, 2023.
This is the 71st day of the year, there are 294 days left.
On this day...
Eeny-meeny
Miny-mo
Save your skin
Your time
Your dough
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Mar 13 00:01:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 13, 2023.
This is the 72nd day of the year, there are 293 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
Is out of date
Use the
Razor's
Perfect mate
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Mar 14 00:01:26 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 14, 2023.
This is the 73rd day of the year, there are 292 days left.
On this day...
To get
Away from
Hairy apes
Ladies jump
From fire escapes
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Mar 15 00:01:57 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 15, 2023.
This is the 74th day of the year, there are 291 days left.
On this day...
Riot at
Drug store
Calling all cars
100 customers
99 jars
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Mar 16 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 16, 2023.
This is the 75th day of the year, there are 290 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
And soapy smear
Went out of
Style with
Hoops my dear
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Mar 17 00:48:05 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 17, 2023.
This is the 76th day of the year, there are 289 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Would irk a saint
You hope they are
What you know
They ain't
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Mar 18 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 18, 2023.
This is the 77th day of the year, there are 288 days left.
On this day...
To every man
His shave
Is best
Until he makes
The final test
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Mar 19 00:01:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 19, 2023.
This is the 78th day of the year, there are 287 days left.
On this day...
If you
And whiskers
Do hobnob
Some sailor gob
Will steal your squab
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Mar 20 00:01:28 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 20, 2023.
This is the 79th day of the year, there are 286 days left.
On this day...
If you're just
An average man
Wanting to look
The best you can
Use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Mar 21 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 21, 2023.
This is the 80th day of the year, there are 285 days left.
On this day...
Spring
Has sprung
The grass has riz
Where last year's
Careless drivers is
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Mar 22 00:06:26 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 22, 2023.
This is the 81st day of the year, there are 284 days left.
On this day...
At Christmas time
And birthdays too
We solve
Your problems right
For you -- give
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Thu Mar 23 00:02:07 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 23, 2023.
This is the 82nd day of the year, there are 283 days left.
On this day...
Let's give the
Clerk a hand
Who never
Palms off
Another brand
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Mar 24 00:01:30 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 24, 2023.
This is the 83rd day of the year, there are 282 days left.
On this day...
His tenor voice
She thought divine
Till whiskers
Scratched
Sweet Adeline
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat Mar 25 00:02:04 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday March 25, 2023.
This is the 84th day of the year, there are 281 days left.
On this day...
Free! Free!!
A trip
To Mars
For 900
Empty jars
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Mar 26 00:01:40 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday March 26, 2023.
This is the 85th day of the year, there are 280 days left.
On this day...
All these years
Your skin
Has dried
Why not moisten
Up your hide
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Mon Mar 27 00:01:30 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday March 27, 2023.
This is the 86th day of the year, there are 279 days left.
On this day...
Week-old beard
So masked his face
His bull dog
Chased him
Off the place
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Tue Mar 28 00:04:50 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday March 28, 2023.
This is the 87th day of the year, there are 278 days left.
On this day...
'Mid rising
Taxes
Soaring rents
Still half a pound
For fifty cents
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Mar 29 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday March 29, 2023.
This is the 88th day of the year, there are 277 days left.
On this day...
Every
Sheba
Wants a sheik
Strong of muscle
Smooth of cheek
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Mar 30 00:01:37 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday March 30, 2023.
This is the 89th day of the year, there are 276 days left.
On this day...
If HER whiskers
Scratched YOUR cheek
You would
Send her out
To seek
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Mar 31 04:59:10 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday March 31, 2023.
This is the 90th day of the year, there are 275 days left.
On this day...
The cannibals
Took just one view
And said
He looks too nice
To stew
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Apr 1 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 1, 2023.
This is the 91st day of the year, there are 274 days left.
On this day...
You've laughed
At our signs
For many a mile
Be a sport
Give us a trial
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Apr 2 00:01:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 2, 2023.
This is the 92nd day of the year, there are 273 days left.
On this day...
If harmony
Is what
You crave
Then get
A tuba
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Apr 3 06:58:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 3, 2023.
This is the 93rd day of the year, there are 272 days left.
On this day...
Men
Who've tested
Every brand
Are just the ones
Who now demand
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Apr 4 00:01:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 4, 2023.
This is the 94th day of the year, there are 271 days left.
On this day...
It's in
The bag
Of every man
Who travels
Lightly as he can
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Apr 5 02:04:09 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 5, 2023.
This is the 95th day of the year, there are 270 days left.
On this day...
No pulling
At the whisker base
A soothing film
Protects
Your face
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Apr 6 07:09:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 6, 2023.
This is the 96th day of the year, there are 269 days left.
On this day...
From Saskatoon
To Alabam'
You hear men praise
The shave
What am
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Apr 7 00:01:43 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 7, 2023.
This is the 97th day of the year, there are 268 days left.
On this day...
Paper hangers
With the hives
Now can
Shave with
Carving knives
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Apr 8 00:01:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 8, 2023.
This is the 98th day of the year, there are 267 days left.
On this day...
A silky cheek
Shaved smooth
And clean
Is not obtained
With a mowing machine
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Apr 9 00:01:29 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 9, 2023.
This is the 99th day of the year, there are 266 days left.
On this day...
Cheek to cheek
They meant to be
The lights went out
And so did he
He needed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Apr 10 00:20:17 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 10, 2023.
This is the 100th day of the year, there are 265 days left.
On this day...
Henry the Eighth
Prince of friskers
Lost five wives
But kept
His whiskers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Apr 11 00:01:29 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 11, 2023.
This is the 101st day of the year, there are 264 days left.
On this day...
Don't take
A curve
At 60 per
We hate to lose
A customer
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Apr 12 00:01:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 12, 2023.
This is the 102nd day of the year, there are 263 days left.
On this day...
Say, big boy
To go
Thru life
How'd you like
A whiskered wife?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Apr 13 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 13, 2023.
This is the 103rd day of the year, there are 262 days left.
On this day...
Are you
An even-tempered guy?
Mad all
The time?
Better try
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Apr 14 00:01:51 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 14, 2023.
This is the 104th day of the year, there are 261 days left.
On this day...
The cream
One hears
The most of now
Comes from a jar
Not from a cow
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Apr 15 00:01:34 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 15, 2023.
This is the 105th day of the year, there are 260 days left.
On this day...
'Mid rising
Taxes
Soaring rents
Still half a pound
For fifty cents
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Apr 16 00:01:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 16, 2023.
This is the 106th day of the year, there are 259 days left.
On this day...
The time
To start
A real dispute
Is when you're
Offered a substitute
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Apr 17 00:01:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 17, 2023.
This is the 107th day of the year, there are 258 days left.
On this day...
Before I tried it
The kisses
I missed
But afterward -- Boy!
The misses I kissed
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Apr 18 00:01:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 18, 2023.
This is the 108th day of the year, there are 257 days left.
On this day...
Be a modern
Paul Revere
Spread the news
From ear
To ear
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Apr 19 00:13:07 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 19, 2023.
This is the 109th day of the year, there are 256 days left.
On this day...
No lady likes
To dance
Or dine
Accompanied by
A porcupine
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Apr 20 00:01:29 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 20, 2023.
This is the 110th day of the year, there are 255 days left.
On this day...
In every
Half a pound
My boy
You get a ton
Of Shaving joy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Apr 21 08:58:21 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 21, 2023.
This is the 111st day of the year, there are 254 days left.
On this day...
Hardly a driver
Is now alive
Who passed
On hills
At 75
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Apr 22 00:01:29 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 22, 2023.
This is the 112nd day of the year, there are 253 days left.
On this day...
A whiskered gent
At a bazaar
Paid for
A kiss
But got a jar
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Apr 23 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 23, 2023.
This is the 113rd day of the year, there are 252 days left.
On this day...
Drive like
A railroad engineer
Take it easy
When the road's
Not clear
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Apr 24 00:01:33 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday April 24, 2023.
This is the 114th day of the year, there are 251 days left.
On this day...
Mirror on
The bathroom wall
What's the
Smoothest shave
Of all?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Apr 25 00:01:32 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday April 25, 2023.
This is the 115th day of the year, there are 250 days left.
On this day...
Try a tube
The cream
That's in it
Is making friends
A man a minute
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Apr 26 00:01:42 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday April 26, 2023.
This is the 116th day of the year, there are 249 days left.
On this day...
Soap's
That irritate
Their mugs
Turn jolly gents
To jitterbugs
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Apr 27 00:01:37 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday April 27, 2023.
This is the 117th day of the year, there are 248 days left.
On this day...
Mom and Pop
Are feeling gay
Baby said
As plain
As day
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Apr 28 00:01:30 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday April 28, 2023.
This is the 118th day of the year, there are 247 days left.
On this day...
If you dislike
Big traffic fines
Slow down
'Till you
Can read these signs
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Apr 29 11:30:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday April 29, 2023.
This is the 119th day of the year, there are 246 days left.
On this day...
A peach
Looks good
With lots of fuzz
But man's no peach
And never wuz
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Apr 30 00:01:37 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday April 30, 2023.
This is the 120th day of the year, there are 245 days left.
On this day...
Spread it on
And lightly too
Shave it off
That's all
You're through
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon May 1 00:01:57 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 1, 2023.
This is the 121st day of the year, there are 244 days left.
On this day...
With glamour girls
You'll never click
Bewhiskered
Like a
Bolshevik
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue May 2 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 2, 2023.
This is the 122nd day of the year, there are 243 days left.
On this day...
The queen
Of hearts
Now loves the knave
The king
Ran out of
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed May 3 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 3, 2023.
This is the 123rd day of the year, there are 242 days left.
On this day...
At crossroads
Don't just
Trust to luck
The other car
May be a truck
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu May 4 00:01:26 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 4, 2023.
This is the 124th day of the year, there are 241 days left.
On this day...
Careless driving
Soon we hope
Will go
The way
Of brush and soap
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri May 5 00:01:28 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 5, 2023.
This is the 125th day of the year, there are 240 days left.
On this day...
Said Juliet
To Romeo
If you
Won't shave
Go homeo
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat May 6 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 6, 2023.
This is the 126th day of the year, there are 239 days left.
On this day...
When you drive
If caution ceases
You are apt
To rest
In pieces
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun May 7 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 7, 2023.
This is the 127th day of the year, there are 238 days left.
On this day...
All little rhyming
Jokes aside
Don't be content
Until you've
Tried
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon May 8 00:01:43 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 8, 2023.
This is the 128th day of the year, there are 237 days left.
On this day...
You can't reach 80
Hale and hearty
By driving 80
Home from
The party
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue May 9 00:01:47 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 9, 2023.
This is the 129th day of the year, there are 236 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes and
Imitations
Send 'em to
Your wife's
Relations
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed May 10 09:19:48 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 10, 2023.
This is the 130th day of the year, there are 235 days left.
On this day...
He married Grace
With scratchy face
He only
Got one day
Of Grace!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu May 11 15:23:55 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 11, 2023.
This is the 131st day of the year, there are 234 days left.
On this day...
Buy a jar
Take it from me
There's so
Much in it
The last half's free
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri May 12 00:01:29 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 12, 2023.
This is the 132nd day of the year, there are 233 days left.
On this day...
He's the boy
The gals forgot
His line
Was smooth
His chin was not
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat May 13 00:01:36 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 13, 2023.
This is the 133rd day of the year, there are 232 days left.
On this day...
Put your brush
Back on the shelf
The darn thing
Needs a
Shave itself
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun May 14 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 14, 2023.
This is the 134th day of the year, there are 231 days left.
On this day...
It's best for
One who hits
The bottle
To let another
Use the throttle
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon May 15 00:01:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 15, 2023.
This is the 135th day of the year, there are 230 days left.
On this day...
Don't pass cars
On curve or hill
If the cops
Don't get you
Morticians will
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue May 16 00:01:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 16, 2023.
This is the 136th day of the year, there are 229 days left.
On this day...
A scratchy chin
Like bright
Pink socks
Puts any romance
On the rocks
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed May 17 00:01:47 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 17, 2023.
This is the 137th day of the year, there are 228 days left.
On this day...
Give hand signals
To those behind
They don't know
What's in
Your mind
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu May 18 00:01:51 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 18, 2023.
This is the 138th day of the year, there are 227 days left.
On this day...
Prickly pears
Are picked
For pickles
No peach picks
A face that prickles
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri May 19 00:01:53 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 19, 2023.
This is the 139th day of the year, there are 226 days left.
On this day...
Guys whose eyes
Are in
Their backs
Get halos crossing
Railroad tracks
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat May 20 02:20:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 20, 2023.
This is the 140th day of the year, there are 225 days left.
On this day...
Just spread
Then pat
Now shave
That's
That
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun May 21 00:01:27 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 21, 2023.
This is the 141st day of the year, there are 224 days left.
On this day...
Here's
A good deed
For a scout
Tell your dad
All about
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon May 22 00:01:31 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 22, 2023.
This is the 142nd day of the year, there are 223 days left.
On this day...
They missed
The turn
Car was whizz'n
Fault was her'n
Funeral his'n
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue May 23 01:42:11 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 23, 2023.
This is the 143rd day of the year, there are 222 days left.
On this day...
Tell
The dear
Who shops around
That half a buck
Buys half a pound
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed May 24 00:03:13 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 24, 2023.
This is the 144th day of the year, there are 221 days left.
On this day...
She kissed
The hairbrush
By mistake
She thought it was
Her husband Jake
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu May 25 00:03:37 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday May 25, 2023.
This is the 145th day of the year, there are 220 days left.
On this day...
He used
Umbrella
For parachute
Now rejects
Every substitute
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri May 26 00:01:52 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday May 26, 2023.
This is the 146th day of the year, there are 219 days left.
On this day...
Don't stick
Your elbow
Out so far
It might go home
In another car
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat May 27 00:01:28 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday May 27, 2023.
This is the 147th day of the year, there are 218 days left.
On this day...
Of all
The drunks
Who drive on Sunday
Some are stil
Alive on Monday
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun May 28 00:01:50 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday May 28, 2023.
This is the 148th day of the year, there are 217 days left.
On this day...
Many a wolf
Is never let in
Because of the hair
On his
Chinny-chin-chin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon May 29 00:01:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday May 29, 2023.
This is the 149th day of the year, there are 216 days left.
On this day...
Soldier
Sailor
And marine
Now get a shave
That's quick and clean
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue May 30 00:02:52 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday May 30, 2023.
This is the 150th day of the year, there are 215 days left.
On this day...
Hinky-dinky
Parley voo
Cheer up the face
The war
Is thru
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed May 31 00:02:05 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday May 31, 2023.
This is the 151st day of the year, there are 214 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brushes
Soon will
Be trimmin'
Those screwy hats
We see on wimmin
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jun 1 00:06:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 1, 2023.
This is the 152nd day of the year, there are 213 days left.
On this day...
Angels
Who guard you
When you drive
Usually
Retire at 65
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jun 2 00:01:54 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 2, 2023.
This is the 153rd day of the year, there are 212 days left.
On this day...
Forest fires
Start from scratch
So think before
You toss
That match
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jun 3 00:01:53 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 3, 2023.
This is the 154th day of the year, there are 211 days left.
On this day...
Dim your lights
Behind a car
Let folks see
How bright
YOU are
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jun 4 00:01:39 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 4, 2023.
This is the 155th day of the year, there are 210 days left.
On this day...
Thirty days
Hath September
April
June and the
Speed offender
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jun 5 00:02:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 5, 2023.
This is the 156th day of the year, there are 209 days left.
On this day...
Others claim
Their product good
But ours
Does what
You think it should
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jun 6 05:43:14 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 6, 2023.
This is the 157th day of the year, there are 208 days left.
On this day...
Drowsy?
Just remember, pard
That marble slab
Is doggone
Hard
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jun 7 00:01:34 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 7, 2023.
This is the 158th day of the year, there are 207 days left.
On this day...
Statistics prove
Near and far
That folks who
Drive like crazy
--Are!
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jun 8 00:01:32 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 8, 2023.
This is the 159th day of the year, there are 206 days left.
On this day...
Dear lover boy,
Your photo came
But your doggone beard
Won't fit
The frame
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jun 9 00:01:41 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 9, 2023.
This is the 160th day of the year, there are 205 days left.
On this day...
This will never
Come to pass
A back-seat
Driver
Out of gas
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jun 10 01:24:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 10, 2023.
This is the 161st day of the year, there are 204 days left.
On this day...
Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jun 11 00:01:35 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 11, 2023.
This is the 162nd day of the year, there are 203 days left.
On this day...
If a gift
You must choose
Give him one
He'll like
To use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jun 12 00:01:44 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 12, 2023.
This is the 163rd day of the year, there are 202 days left.
On this day...
Pedro
Walked
Back home, by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jun 13 06:53:40 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 13, 2023.
This is the 164th day of the year, there are 201 days left.
On this day...
If our road signs
Catch your eye
Smile
But don't forget
To buy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jun 14 04:26:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 14, 2023.
This is the 165th day of the year, there are 200 days left.
On this day...
When the stork
Delivers a boy
Our whole
Darn factory
Jumps for joy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jun 15 04:57:42 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 15, 2023.
This is the 166th day of the year, there are 199 days left.
On this day...
Film protects
Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jun 16 00:01:32 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 16, 2023.
This is the 167th day of the year, there are 198 days left.
On this day...
A shave
That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jun 17 00:01:58 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 17, 2023.
This is the 168th day of the year, there are 197 days left.
On this day...
If hugging
On highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jun 18 09:43:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 18, 2023.
This is the 169th day of the year, there are 196 days left.
On this day...
In cupid's little
Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jun 19 00:01:47 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 19, 2023.
This is the 170th day of the year, there are 195 days left.
On this day...
A guy
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little Violet
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jun 20 00:01:28 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 20, 2023.
This is the 171st day of the year, there are 194 days left.
On this day...
Every day
We do
Our part
To make your face
A work of art
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jun 21 00:01:39 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 21, 2023.
This is the 172nd day of the year, there are 193 days left.
On this day...
Thrifty jars for
Stay at homes
Handy tubes
For him
Who roams
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jun 22 00:01:34 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 22, 2023.
This is the 173rd day of the year, there are 192 days left.
On this day...
We don't
Know how
To split an atom
But as to whiskers
Let us at 'em
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jun 23 00:03:38 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 23, 2023.
This is the 174th day of the year, there are 191 days left.
On this day...
If you want
A hearty squeeze
Get our
Female
Anti-freeze
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jun 24 00:02:12 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday June 24, 2023.
This is the 175th day of the year, there are 190 days left.
On this day...
Can't shave daily?
Tender hide?
Now be honest
Have you
Tried
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jun 25 00:01:49 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday June 25, 2023.
This is the 176th day of the year, there are 189 days left.
On this day...
The chick
He wed
Let out a whoop
Felt his chin and
Flew the coop
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jun 26 06:56:21 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday June 26, 2023.
This is the 177th day of the year, there are 188 days left.
On this day...
Our fortune
Is your
Shaven face
It's our best
Advertising space
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jun 27 00:01:46 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday June 27, 2023.
This is the 178th day of the year, there are 187 days left.
On this day...
Golfers!
If fewer strokes
Are what you crave
You're out of the rough
With
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jun 28 00:01:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday June 28, 2023.
This is the 179th day of the year, there are 186 days left.
On this day...
For painting
Cow-shed
Barn or fence
That shaving brush
Is just immense
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jun 29 00:01:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday June 29, 2023.
This is the 180th day of the year, there are 185 days left.
On this day...
The happy golfer
Find with glee
The shave
That suits him
To a tee
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jun 30 00:01:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday June 30, 2023.
This is the 181st day of the year, there are 184 days left.
On this day...
Golfers!
Hole in one
Is quite a feat
Unless that hole
Is in your meat
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 1 00:01:26 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 1, 2023.
This is the 182nd day of the year, there are 183 days left.
On this day...
The bearded devil
Is forced
To dwell
In the only place
Where they don't sell
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 2 00:01:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 2, 2023.
This is the 183rd day of the year, there are 182 days left.
On this day...
Special seats
Reserved in hades
For whiskered guys
Who scratch
The ladies
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
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From
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All on Mon Jul 3 00:01:30 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 3, 2023.
This is the 184th day of the year, there are 181 days left.
On this day...
Shaving brush
Was like
Old rover
When he died
He died all over
Burma-Shave
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jul 4 07:13:16 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 4, 2023.
This is the 185th day of the year, there are 180 days left.
On this day...
Life with father
Is more pleasant
Since
He got this
Birthday present
Burma-Shave
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From
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All on Wed Jul 5 00:01:21 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 5, 2023.
This is the 186th day of the year, there are 179 days left.
On this day...
To a substitute
He gave a trial
It took off
Nothing
But his smile
Burma-Shave
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From
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All on Thu Jul 6 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 6, 2023.
This is the 187th day of the year, there are 178 days left.
On this day...
It spreads so smooth
It shaves so slick
It feels
Like velvet
And it's quick
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri Jul 7 07:06:40 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 7, 2023.
This is the 188th day of the year, there are 177 days left.
On this day...
'Twould be
More fun
To go by air
If we could put
These signs up there
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Sat Jul 8 06:38:04 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 8, 2023.
This is the 189th day of the year, there are 176 days left.
On this day...
Drinking drivers
Enhance their
Chance
To highball home
In an ambulance
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 9 00:01:23 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 9, 2023.
This is the 190th day of the year, there are 175 days left.
On this day...
The chick
He wed
Let out a whoop
Felt his chin and
Flew the coop
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Mon Jul 10 00:01:23 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 10, 2023.
This is the 191st day of the year, there are 174 days left.
On this day...
Both hands
On wheel
Eyes on road
That's the skillful
Driver's code
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Tue Jul 11 00:01:21 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 11, 2023.
This is the 192nd day of the year, there are 173 days left.
On this day...
You've used
Our cream
Now try our blades
Pair up the best
In shaving aids
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jul 12 07:11:39 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 12, 2023.
This is the 193rd day of the year, there are 172 days left.
On this day...
Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jul 13 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 13, 2023.
This is the 194th day of the year, there are 171 days left.
On this day...
That she
Could cook
He had his doubts
Until she creamed
His bristle sprouts with
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jul 14 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 14, 2023.
This is the 195th day of the year, there are 170 days left.
On this day...
The wolf
Who longs
To roam and prowl
Should shave before
He starts to howl
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 15 08:14:37 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 15, 2023.
This is the 196th day of the year, there are 169 days left.
On this day...
Car in ditch
Driver in tree
Moon was full
And so
Was he
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 16 00:01:43 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 16, 2023.
This is the 197th day of the year, there are 168 days left.
On this day...
As you drive
Play this game
Construct
A jingle
With this name
Burma-Shave
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* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 17 00:01:42 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 17, 2023.
This is the 198th day of the year, there are 167 days left.
On this day...
If a gift
You must choose
Give him
One that
He can use
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jul 18 08:35:39 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 18, 2023.
This is the 199th day of the year, there are 166 days left.
On this day...
When the stork
Delivers a boy
Our whole
Darn factory
Jumps for joy
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jul 19 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 19, 2023.
This is the 200th day of the year, there are 165 days left.
On this day...
Altho
We've sold
Six million others
We still can't sell
Those coughdrop brothers
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jul 20 00:01:23 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 20, 2023.
This is the 201st day of the year, there are 164 days left.
On this day...
Join
Our happy
Brushless throng
Six million users
Can't be wrong
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Fri Jul 21 00:01:33 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 21, 2023.
This is the 202nd day of the year, there are 163 days left.
On this day...
We know
How much
You love that gal
But use both hands
For driving, pal
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 22 00:01:20 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 22, 2023.
This is the 203rd day of the year, there are 162 days left.
On this day...
Thrifty jars for
Stay at homes
Handy tubes
For him
Who roams
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 23 00:01:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 23, 2023.
This is the 204th day of the year, there are 161 days left.
On this day...
Sleep in a chair
Nothing to lose
But a nap
At the wheel
Is a permanent snooze
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 24 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 24, 2023.
This is the 205th day of the year, there are 160 days left.
On this day...
You can beat
A mile a minute
But there ain't
No future
In it
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Jul 25 00:01:22 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday July 25, 2023.
This is the 206th day of the year, there are 159 days left.
On this day...
If these
Signs blur
And bounce around
You'd better park
And walk to town
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Jul 26 00:01:21 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday July 26, 2023.
This is the 207th day of the year, there are 158 days left.
On this day...
No man can really
Do his stuff
With a face that's sore
Or a chin
That's rough
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Thu Jul 27 00:01:45 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Thursday July 27, 2023.
This is the 208th day of the year, there are 157 days left.
On this day...
Big mistake
Many make
Rely on horn
Instead of
Brake
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
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All on Fri Jul 28 00:01:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Friday July 28, 2023.
This is the 209th day of the year, there are 156 days left.
On this day...
She raised cain
When he raised stubble
Guess what
Smoothed away
Their trouble?
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sat Jul 29 00:01:23 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Saturday July 29, 2023.
This is the 210th day of the year, there are 155 days left.
On this day...
Traveling men
Know ease
And speed
Their shaving kits
Hold what they need
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Sun Jul 30 00:01:25 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Sunday July 30, 2023.
This is the 211st day of the year, there are 154 days left.
On this day...
Substitutes
Like unseen barter
Often make one
Sad
But smarter
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Mon Jul 31 08:17:48 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Monday July 31, 2023.
This is the 212nd day of the year, there are 153 days left.
On this day...
Can't shave daily?
Tender hide?
Now be honest
Have you
Tried
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Tue Aug 1 00:01:23 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Tuesday August 1, 2023.
This is the 213rd day of the year, there are 152 days left.
On this day...
If you
Don't know
Whose signs
These are
You can't have
Driven very far
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)
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From
Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to
All on Wed Aug 2 00:01:24 2023
TODAY Version 3.7 06/24/94 Copyright 1986, 1994 By Patrick Kincaid
Today is Wednesday August 2, 2023.
This is the 214th day of the year, there are 151 days left.
On this day...
There's no whisker
It won't soften
Shave 'em close
And not
So often
Burma-Shave
--- SBBSecho 3.20-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)