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  • Daryl Stout

    From George Pope@1:153/757 to All on Fri Feb 4 13:13:30 2022
    Daryl is expecting some bad weather his way, so may not be on much; so, in cvaes tyou're wondering, that's why. . .:)

    So let's fill ther echo with lots of good funnies for him to read when he's back online!

    Address to ALL, or to Daryl -- he;'ll see them either way!

    Noe to add some ObPuonny bits to keeop this post on topic (even the mod stays on topic!)

    Q: How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? A: You look for fresh prints

    Q: What kind of pants do storm clouds have A: Thunderwear

    One to tell your kids:
    Q: What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup? A: A tormato.

    Our house got hit with a pretty big storm last night and I lost 25% of my roof. Oof.

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to George Pope on Mon Feb 7 17:02:00 2022
    George,

    Daryl is expecting some bad weather his way, so may not be on much; so,
    in case you're wondering, that's why. . .:)

    We lucked out where I was...more sleet than freezing rain, but areas to
    the south and east of Little Rock had more freezing rain and power outages.
    It could've easily gone the other way. The north side of my house still has
    a lot of snow and ice, as it's in the shade.

    Q: How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? A: You look for fresh prints

    Never mind looking for Waldo.

    Q: What kind of pants do storm clouds have A: Thunderwear

    That's from the flashes of the farts. <G>

    One to tell your kids:
    Q: What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup? A: A
    tormato.

    Those spices can give your acid reflux fits.

    Our house got hit with a pretty big storm last night and I lost 25% of
    my roof. Oof.

    So you fell on your rse??

    Daryl

    ... Don't lend people money. It causes amnesia.
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Chad Adams on Mon Feb 7 21:06:06 2022
    Q: What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup? A: A tormato.
    Man, I hope your ok!

    Mari? Nope, I'm George Pope aka Cyberpope. . . :)

    Mistaken identity:

    Q: What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for? A: A Navy Seal!

    Q: What do you call a crumb, that you've mistaken for an apostrophe? A: An impostrophe

    My grandfather died because the medics mistakenly thought he had Type A blood. Turns out it was a typo.

    I swear I ordered the sirloin, yet they brought me a t- bone Apparently I have been mistaken.

    I get a weird feeling around people who aren't wellą I call refer to that feeling as my "sick sense" I hope that joke wasn't too dull, but hey, it only cost six scents. Not to be mistaken for a half dozen walking trees from Lord of the Ringsą You know, Six Ents.
    You don't need a sixth sense to know this can't go on forever.

    I thought I dipped my tortilla chip into a bowl of cheese sauce, but it turned out to be honey mustard.
    It was a queso mistaken identity.

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-5
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)