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  • Kamp Krusty Episode

    From Mr. Museum@1:2320/100 to alt.tv.simpsons on Sun Nov 29 16:51:36 2015
    From Newsgroup: alt.tv.simpsons

    http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/8F24.html

    Bart is playing softball, and falls into a pothole in the outfield. He is wearing a softball glove on his left hand, as if he is right handed. Isn't Bart left handed?

    Mr. Museum

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  • From sparkoheaps@1:2320/100 to alt.tv.simpsons on Mon Nov 30 14:45:18 2015
    From Newsgroup: alt.tv.simpsons

    On Sunday, November 29, 2015 at 5:51:38 PM UTC-7, Mr. Museum wrote:
    http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/8F24.html

    Bart is playing softball, and falls into a pothole in the outfield. He is
    wearing a softball glove on his left hand, as if he is right handed. Isn't Bart left handed?

    Mr. Museum

    Mr. Black couldn't afford special gloves. The children were right to stage a revolt.

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  • From Michael Black@1:2320/100 to alt.tv.simpsons on Mon Nov 30 19:08:40 2015
    From Newsgroup: alt.tv.simpsons

    On Mon, 30 Nov 2015, sparkoheaps@gmail.com wrote:

    On Sunday, November 29, 2015 at 5:51:38 PM UTC-7, Mr. Museum wrote:
    http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/8F24.html

    Bart is playing softball, and falls into a pothole in the outfield. He is wearing a softball glove on his left hand, as if he is right handed. Isn't Bart left handed?

    Mr. Museum

    Mr. Black couldn't afford special gloves. The children were right to
    stage a revolt.

    That's a bald faced lie. I wasn't cutting corners on the kids equipment.

    Michael

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  • From Mr. Museum@1:2320/100 to alt.tv.simpsons on Mon Nov 30 17:52:45 2015
    From Newsgroup: alt.tv.simpsons

    On Monday, November 30, 2015 at 7:05:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Black wrote:
    On Mon, 30 Nov 2015, sparkoheaps@gmail.com wrote:

    On Sunday, November 29, 2015 at 5:51:38 PM UTC-7, Mr. Museum wrote:
    http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/8F24.html

    Bart is playing softball, and falls into a pothole in the outfield. He is
    wearing a softball glove on his left hand, as if he is right handed. Isn't Bart left handed?

    Mr. Museum

    Mr. Black couldn't afford special gloves. The children were right to
    stage a revolt.

    That's a bald faced lie. I wasn't cutting corners on the kids equipment.

    Michael

    You are not the real Mr. Black any more than I am a real Space Museum. Or Captain Infinity is a real captain!

    Mr. Museum

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  • From Michael Black@1:2320/100 to alt.tv.simpsons on Tue Dec 1 13:48:05 2015
    From Newsgroup: alt.tv.simpsons

    On Mon, 30 Nov 2015, Mr. Museum wrote:

    On Monday, November 30, 2015 at 7:05:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Black wrote:
    On Mon, 30 Nov 2015, sparkoheaps@gmail.com wrote:

    On Sunday, November 29, 2015 at 5:51:38 PM UTC-7, Mr. Museum wrote:
    http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/8F24.html

    Bart is playing softball, and falls into a pothole in the outfield. He is
    wearing a softball glove on his left hand, as if he is right handed. Isn't Bart left handed?

    Mr. Museum

    Mr. Black couldn't afford special gloves. The children were right to
    stage a revolt.

    That's a bald faced lie. I wasn't cutting corners on the kids equipment.

    Michael

    You are not the real Mr. Black any more than I am a real Space Museum.
    Or Captain Infinity is a real captain!

    Of course I am. My great, great grandfather was the Reverand Mr. Black
    (just like in the Kingston Trio song, but not the same guy), he married my great great grandmother Henrietta, who is in the museum of history here in Canada (well, their website at least). John Black Avenue in WInnipeg (as
    well as the John Black Memorial Church there) is named after my great,
    great grandfather.

    My grandfather had a brother named Hugh, named after his mother's brother
    Hugh Sutherland, who was the first casualty of the Red River "Rebellion"
    circa 1870.

    Michael

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  • From Mr. Museum@1:2320/100 to alt.tv.simpsons on Tue Dec 1 17:52:58 2015
    From Newsgroup: alt.tv.simpsons

    On Tuesday, December 1, 2015 at 1:45:09 PM UTC-5, Michael Black wrote:
    On Mon, 30 Nov 2015, Mr. Museum wrote:

    On Monday, November 30, 2015 at 7:05:46 PM UTC-5, Michael Black wrote:
    On Mon, 30 Nov 2015, sparkoheaps@gmail.com wrote:

    On Sunday, November 29, 2015 at 5:51:38 PM UTC-7, Mr. Museum wrote:
    http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/8F24.html

    Bart is playing softball, and falls into a pothole in the outfield. He
    is wearing a softball glove on his left hand, as if he is right handed. Isn't Bart left handed?

    Mr. Museum

    Mr. Black couldn't afford special gloves. The children were right to
    stage a revolt.

    That's a bald faced lie. I wasn't cutting corners on the kids equipment. >>
    Michael

    You are not the real Mr. Black any more than I am a real Space Museum.
    Or Captain Infinity is a real captain!

    Of course I am. My great, great grandfather was the Reverand Mr. Black (just like in the Kingston Trio song, but not the same guy), he married my great great grandmother Henrietta, who is in the museum of history here in Canada (well, their website at least). John Black Avenue in WInnipeg (as well as the John Black Memorial Church there) is named after my great,
    great grandfather.

    My grandfather had a brother named Hugh, named after his mother's brother Hugh Sutherland, who was the first casualty of the Red River "Rebellion" circa 1870.

    Michael

    You sound like Abe Simpson.

    http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/episodes/3F08.html

    Sideshow Bob chuckles from the wastebasket as Colonel Hapablap leaves.
    Cut to Grampa and Bart standing in front of the Wright Brothers' Model B
    plane on display.

    Bart: Look at that hunk of junk.
    Grampa: Oh, jeeh -- you're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane.
    At Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it fifteen miles
    on a thimbleful of corn oil. Singlehandedly won us the Civil
    War, it did.
    Bart: So how do you know so much about American history?
    Grampa: I pieced it together, mostly from sugar packets.


    Mr. Museum

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